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“Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.”

Book:The Tub of Happiness

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The Tub of Happiness

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Howard Tayler

Howard Tayler, born on February 29, 1968, is a renowned cartoonist known for his unique sense of humor and profound themes. His most famous work is 'Schlock Mercenary', which combines elements of science fiction, fantasy, and military. Tayler is admired for his deep understanding of the genres and his ability to depict complex character relationships. more

“Are you done briefing the company yet?" "We, um... Haven't gotten through the introductions yet." "Allow me: Time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, this is the mercenary company "Tagon's Toughs." "Company, this is the time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, who will have become your captain thirty-two hours from now, as of seven weeks ago. Now, quick. Let's go save the galaxy while they're confused.”

Humour Confusion Time Travel Taking Charge Introductions Mercenaries Heroics

Book:Resident Mad Scientist

Source: Resident Mad Scientist

“I'll leave you two alone. Morality might be contagious.”

Humour Morality Contagious

Book:Emperor Pius Dei

Source: Emperor Pius Dei

“So you're a fellow mercenary, then." "Does this mean you'll afford me some professional courtesy?" "Don't ask for that. All it means is that you might get to face the person who kills you. . . But only if it's convenient.”

Violence Humour Convenience Mercenary Reality Television Professional Courtesy

Book:Emperor Pius Dei

Source: Emperor Pius Dei