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“I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.”

Quote by Bill Hicks

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Bill Hicks was an American comedian known for his unique style of humor and profound insights into social phenomena. His performances often featured satire and dark humor, addressing issues such as religion, politics, social problems, and personal beliefs. Hicks' career was brief, but his influence in the comedy world has endured to this day. more

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