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Quote by Chetan Bhagat

“pretty girls behave better when you ignore them.”

Quote by Chetan Bhagat

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Chetan Bhagat is an Indian author whose contemporary novels often deal with social issues and have a wide appeal. Born on April 22, 1974, he has gained recognition for his ability to bridge the gap between popular culture and literature. more

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