“Duck farming is a 24/7 thing. But that's OK, because I'm a caffeine junky. I'm also addicted to cheese. Why does alcoholism get classified as a disease, but I get no sympathy for fiending for brie?”
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Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
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