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“This experiment has made it very clear that the majority of my day is spent on my phone or laptop, trying to figure out both where, and with whom, I am dining. And now, I'm reading my book on an iPad for an audio recording, so you, you lazy piece of shit, could listen to me, instead of reading the book yourself.”

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Aziz Ansari
Aziz Ansari

Aziz Ansari is an American actor, comedian, and writer renowned for his contributions to television and film. He is best known for his role as Tom Haverford in the HBO series 'Parks and Recreation' and as Dev Shah in the Netflix series 'Master of None'. Ansari has also produced several stand-up specials and authored books on dating and social media, making him a prominent figure in the entertainment industry. more

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