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“- Pourquoi ils me font des appels de phares, en face ? - Parce que vous avez oubliez les vôtres, de phares. [...] - Je suis étourdi... Attendez, voilà... Tiens, ils ne marchent plus... - Evidemment, c'est le lave-glace que vous avez actionné.”

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Book:Le talent d’Achille
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“How people themselves perceive what they are doing is not a question that interests me. I mean, there are very few people who are going to look into the mirror and say, 'That person I see is a savage monster'; instead, they make up some construction that justifies what they do. If you ask the CEO of some major corporation what he does he will say, in all honesty, that he is slaving 20 hours a day to provide his customers with the best goods or services he can and creating the best possible working conditions for his employees. But then you take a look at what the corporation does, the effect of its legal structure, the vast inequalities in pay and conditions, and you see the reality is something far different.”

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