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“To fart or not to fart, that is the question.”

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“I have always been proud to produce a fart so foul that it would clear a room. However, when I developed gastrointestinal disease, the farts were so pungent that even I had to leave the room!”

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“No adult is ever too far from a fart.”

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“With his arms swinging he stretches twice. Spade work has bent his stocky frame. At the end of the second stretch, he farts. It's his ritual.”

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“An embarrassed mind thinks their fart echoed across the mountains.”

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Author:Lirzod Basha, Shambala Sect

“I am something incorrect: a hair in the cottage cheese. Something uncouth: a fart in the elevator.”

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“Love is like a fart...If you have to force it … its probably shit...”

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“I prefer the wit of Shakespeare or Mark Twain. But, truth be told, to get a laugh, a cheap laugh, all you have to do is..." Rip interrupted with another well-timed fart.”

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Book:Joe the Alien

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“Wolfstan, proud of his alleged ability to fart his friends’ names, and, beside him, the only child thus far to be impressed by his talent: Bert.”

Book:Betwixt Forest and Fell: House of the Crown of the Prince of the...

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“I am suspended in the moment. Flickering images faded with age, frozen thoughts hovering precariously in dead space, a whirlwind of memories that slice through my soul.”

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Book:Shatter Me

Source: Shatter Me

“عندما يرى الإنسان العاقل أن الإشارات تأتي إليه من كل اتجاه وكلها تشير إلى نتيجة واحدة لا التباس فيها فإن ذلك يدعوه للتفكير مليا في احتمال صحة هذه النتيجة حتى لو كان اقتناعه بكل إشارة على حدة ضعيفا لأن تضافرها وتنوعها وكونها مستقلة عن بعضها يكسبها قوة لديه”

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Book:معادلة الإيمان

Source: معادلة الإيمان