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“How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of your body the day after you eat it.”

Quote by Laurie Notaro

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The Potty Mouth at the Table

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Laurie Notaro
Laurie Notaro

Laurie Notaro is an American writer known for her humor and autobiographical works. Her books often use personal experiences as a backdrop to explore various themes in life, such as family, love, career, and self-discovery. more

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