“Can a class-eight artificial intelligence lie?”
“Oh yeah, sure. I lie all the time. I’m lying right now.”
My brain short-circuited a little. “But if you’re lying about lying…But if you’re telling the truth about lying…”
“I just blew your mind, didn’t I, kid? Bwa-ha-ha!”
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“I could almost hear him powering up. I could almost hear his eyes narrowing, his warrior’s smile spreading over his face.
“Para servirle,” he said, two octaves down from his normal voice. And then he hung up.”
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“Woah,” said the entropy sweeper. I could literally hear it misspelling “whoa.”
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“Your phone gets bars across universes?”
She nodded philosophically. “It pay’ to buy the righ’ plan, Pipo.”
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“He thought. He blinked. He cocked his head at the happy class of kids. And then he got it. Like, I could almost hear his brain go click.”
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“I love it when adults remember to behave themselves. They forget all the time. Hard to blame them, though. They haven’t been kids for a long while.”
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“Like any proper Cuban gathering, it took the adults another forty-five minutes of conversation to actually say good-bye.”
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“My dream, someday, is to be that deep guy who always says the right thing to everybody. I have my beard planned out and everything. So I stood slowly and, my voice dripping with wisdom, clapped a hand on his shoulder and said, “Being patient is the most important part of being a gentleman.”
“You are a submarine sandwich,” he said, and walked out of the cafeteria.”
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“What's happening?" asked Gabi.
"Everything," I answered, relaxing and relaxing. "Everything at once.”
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“The giant taco is flying. It's like your own personal dragon mount, except it's a taco. Breathe out. Soar the skies on your giant taco, Gabi!”
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