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“And you'd be left there like a fucking dumpling. You'd be standing there. A fucking dumpling man I'm telling ye.”

Quote by James Kelman

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James Kelman
James Kelman

James Kelman, born on June 9, 1946, is a Scottish writer known for his profound social criticism and unique narrative style. His works have won numerous literary awards, including the Booker Prize in 1994. more

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“Does time really exist, time the destroyer? When will it break down the castle into mere fragments? When will this heart which has always been in the service of the gods Be governed by the Creator, the Demiurge? Are we really so desperately fragile As Fate would wish to make us? Is childhood, which is so deep, so full of promise, Later stilled at its root? Oh, the spectre of perishability, How it infiltrates and passes through the innocently receptive, As if it were smoke! And we, we who are drifting, We still rank as a divine rite Amongst those lasting Powers.”

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