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“No wonder it seems like someone shit in his cereal.”

Book:Upon Stilted Cities: The Winds of Change

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“The smiling clerks at the various shops confused them a little at first by offering them new brands of breakfast foods with strange, oddly spelled names, but the girls explained patiently at each place that they were giving a dinner party, not a breakfast, and that they wanted nothing but the things on their list.”

Humor Food Shopping Dinner Party Cereal Tweens

Book:Dandelion Cottage

Source: Dandelion Cottage

“It just makes me want to puke, Vic. I see that guy sitting on his desk and looking out at me like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth, taking a big bit of that cereal with the runny dye in it and saying, 'Nope, nothing wrong here,' and I get sick to my stomach. Physically sick to my stomach. I'm glad the projectionist had to go. If I watched them one more time, I'd have to do it with an airsick bag in my lap.”

Sickness Cereal

Book:Cujo

Source: Cujo

“I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.”

Humor Funny Reading Comedy Jokes Cereal Humorist

Book:Meme Myself and Jesus

Source: Meme Myself and Jesus

“أتعلم لو كنت بقربي الآن ؟ لكنت ضممتك إلي بكل ما أوتيت من عشق وشوق إليك .. ووضعت رأسي على قلبك الذي لطالما أدمنت هواه حد الثمالة ! وسألتك بوجع هذه الأرض وماحوت : بربك لمَ أبعدتني عنك ؟”

Love Heart Success Faith Reading Books To Read شعر قلب صام كتاب

Book:طرف غترته

Source: طرف غترته

“So are we going to eat some Boo Berry or what?" John said, leaping out of his seat and toward the refrigerator.”

Nostalgia Cereal

Book:Old Records Never Die: One Man's Quest for His Vinyl and His Past

Source: Old Records Never Die: One Man's Quest for His Vinyl and His Past

“He tilted the box toward a chipped Pottery Barn blue bowl, and the little blue clumps, like cerulean rat turds, tumbled out, hitting the porcelain with a surprisingly metallic thud. It sounded like pennies dumped into an aluminum trash can.”

Nostalgia Questionable Cereal Boo Berry

Book:Old Records Never Die: One Man's Quest for His Vinyl and His Past

Source: Old Records Never Die: One Man's Quest for His Vinyl and His Past

“The hippies became another corporate avatar, another mascot selling sugary cereal instead of free love.”

Corporate Cereal Free Love Hippies Avatar Mascot

Book:Holidays with Bigfoot

Source: Holidays with Bigfoot

“... so if you like to vomit, try SICKOS. So good, you can't hold 'em down!”

Humour Future Advertisements Cereal Dredd Fake Products Raptaur

Author:Alan Grant

“He had such a crisp mind - it reminded me of cereal before you pour the milk in. For several months all the minds available to me had been like cereal about two hours after you pour the milk in.”

Cereal Brains Soggy Sharp Mind

Book:Somebody's Darling

Source: Somebody's Darling

“For my breakfast in the morning, I always make sure to have a large bowl of rocks and milk. That's why they call me "the Rock.”

Rocks Wrestling Cereal

Author:Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson

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