“Wilbur looked at the list glumly. "Are you sure you need all this stuff?" "Yep." "The ax?" "The ax is critical." "The chalk?" "The chalk is super-critical." "The bungee cords?" "Bungee cords are the single most useful object in the universe, Wilbur. People may say it’s duct tape, but it’s actually bungee cords. All great heroes know this.”
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“You always kiss on the first date?" "Not usually until after the duct-tape.”
“Even duct tape can’t fix stupid.”
“Time to duct tape shattered dreams back together, they need a shade of grey.”
“Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”
“True artists unburden their envies and work toward encouraging amateurs.”
“Experts were once amateurs who kept practicing.”