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“I had an epiphany the other day at work when I realised it was all a complete and utter waste of time. This was not really an epiphany because I have them most days, especially when I have to sit through a particularly bureaucratic and torturous project governance meeting, but since my family think I have dementia, it technically was.”

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Book:European Nonsense : The French Connection

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