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“Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em at play, either back home in their native state, or after they've been captured and sent to a zoo, or to Washington.”

States Play Shows Home America Politics Animal Watches Politician Native Ems Captured Back Home Zoos Animal Love

Book:Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties

Source: Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties

“Animal crackers in my soup Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop Gosh oh gee but I have fun Swallowing animals one by one In every bowl of soup I see Lions and Tigers watching me I make 'em jump right through a hoop Those animal crackers in my soup When I get hold of the big bad wolf I just push him under to drown Then I bite him in a million bits And I gobble him right down When their inside me where it's dark I walk around like Noah's ark I stuff my tummy like a goop With animal crackers in my soup.”

Bigs Fun Stuff Bits Dark Walks Animal Millions Having Fun Ems Lions Bites Bowls Monkeys Soup Tigers Rabbits Loops Ark Swallowing Crackers Noah's Ark Animal Crackers

Author:Shirley Temple

“Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.”

Humor Funny Fun Animal Pet Ems Animal Love

Author:Jim Gaffigan

“The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am.”

Animal Comfortable Get Better Ems Parrots

Author:Steve Irwin