Home / Topics / Annoying Things Quotes

Annoying Things Quotes

Browse 17 quotes about Annoying Things.

Annoying Things Quotes

“Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in the world?" A Chesney Hawkes alarm clock!”

World Facts Would Be Audience Clock Annoying Alarms Alarm Clocks Annoying Things

Author:Duncan Jones

“That’s the really annoying thing about love. I probably would be happier if I didn’t know it, but once you do know it, once you feel those things for someone, you can’t make yourself really wish it away. It’s like wishing away . . . your soul. - Jenny”

Ifs Knows Feels Soul Would Be Wish Your Soul Annoying Jenny Annoying Things

Author:Toni Blake

“All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we've tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they're probably right.”

Thinking Believe Children Matter Hard Parent Can Do Born Impossible Minutes Prove Annoying Prove Them Wrong Annoying Things

Author:Cathy Guisewite

“The only way to be turned off to being famous is to be famous. And I only have like a tiny, tiny bit of that, and I'm already disgusted by it. But I realize that the only way to be disgusted by fame is to be famous, because otherwise it looks amazing. Then people stop you on the street, and it's like the most annoying thing in the world. The first time it happened it's great, and then the second time you have to shake somebody's hand.”

People World Way Firsts Looks Hands Bits Realizing Happened Streets Fame First Time Tiny Shakes Annoying Being Famous Disgusted Turned Off Annoying Things

Author:Jesse Eisenberg

“The most annoying thing I found was all the people pretending to be me on MySpace and Facebook. I'm not a member of either, but apparently there is an 'official' Nikki Sanderson MySpace page, complete with rants about how terrible identity fraud is, which is ironic.”

People Found Identity Terrible Members Pages Officials Pretending Fraud Ironic Annoying Rant Annoying Things

Author:Nikki Sanderson

“Belief is a good thing in principle, but an annoying thing in human beings.”

Humans Belief Human Beings Principles Good Things Annoying Annoying Things

Book:The Secret of Life: Commonsense Advice for the Uncommon Woman

Source: The Secret of Life: Commonsense Advice for the Uncommon Woman

“The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it.”

Annoying Modest Brag Annoying Things

Author:Gene Brown

“The problem with God - or at any rate, one of the top five most annoying things about God - is that he or she rarely answers right away.”

Problem Answers Five Rate Annoying Annoying Things

Book:Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith

Source: Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith

“Growing up with Tumblr, I can imagine if I was fourteen now being in high school and being on Tumblr all the time in class - that must be such an annoying thing for teachers to have to deal with!”

Ifs I Can School Deals Class Growing Up Teacher Growing Imagine High School Annoying Fourteen Annoying Things

Author:Lizzy Plapinger

“I don't think it's completely better. I still have to do annoying things sometimes and explain things that I don't feel I have to [about LGBT].”

Thinking Feels Stills Sometimes Lgbt Annoying Annoying Things

Author:Cakes da killa

“Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the Line' and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status.”

Thinking Funny Courses Lines Walks Comedy Stupid Actresses Admire Dumb Romantic Love Epic Pretentious Annoying Things

Author:Gwyneth Paltrow

“There are probably more annoying things than being hectored about African development by a wealthy Irish rock star in a cowboy hat, but I can't think of one at the moment.”

Thinking I Can Moments Stars Rocks Development Hats Wealthy Annoying Cowboy Rock Star Cowboy Hat Annoying Things

Author:Paul Theroux

“One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.”

“The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you'll never have the satifaction of saying to believers, 'I told you so.'”

Death Atheist Believer Annoying Told You So Annoying Things

Author:Mark Steel

“The Senate voted 97-0 for an anti-spam bill to stop those annoying things you get on your computer. The senators made it very clear that when you start misleading the American people and start taking their money over false promises, that's our turf, buddy!”

People Made Political Liberty Clear Promise Computer Bills Libertarian Made It Annoying Senate Senators Buddy Mislead Turf Spam False Promises Annoying Things

Author:Jay Leno

“You can't win. The annoying thing is that you can't attack them, but you can't defend yourself. The best thing you could possibly do is punch a paparazzi and give them their big payday.”

Giving Bigs Winning Best Things Annoying Paparazzi Can't Win Payday Annoying Things

Author:Robert Pattinson

“Eventually cancer becomes just another annoying thing that you deal with, you know, like cellulite.”

Knows Deals Cancer Annoying Cellulite Annoying Things

Author:Kris Carr