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“Life is a wheel. The more you give, the more you get back.”

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Author:Jerold Panas

“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.”

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Author:Kin Hubbard

“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.”

Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.”

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Author:Loretta Lynn

“If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.”

Source: All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist

“I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.”

Source: What I Hope to Leave Behind: The Essential Essays of Eleanor Roosevelt

“A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.”

Source: Proverbial philosophy: a book of thoughts and arguments

“My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”

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Author:Steven Wright

“I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be.”