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“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.”

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Author:Kin Hubbard

“There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.”

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Author:James A. Baldwin

“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.”

Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.”

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Author:David Letterman

“I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.”

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Author:Loretta Lynn

“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.”

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Author:Marshall McLuhan

“Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.”

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Book:THE CITY IN HISTORY

Source: THE CITY IN HISTORY

“Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.”

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Book:Confessions of an advertising man

Source: Confessions of an advertising man

“When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.”

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Author:Marie Osmond

“A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.”

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Author:Carl Sandburg

“Children reinvent your world for you.”

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Author:Susan Sarandon

“Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.”

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Author:Nuno Bettencourt

“An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.”

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Author:Queen Victoria

“I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be.”

“Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.”

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Book:Delphi Complete Works of Louisa May Alcott (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Louisa May Alcott (Illustrated)