“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” WantFunnyBabyHumorousTrainSoldierWittySarcasticSanctity Of LifeDead Soldiers Author:George Carlin
“It seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100 ft. away. She's alright, the baby's doing fine...ofcourse the soldier's a little pissed off.” LittlesSeemsBabyFineStandingUnionsSoldierBulletsAlrightPissed OffTesticlesOvaries Author:Tom Waits