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“I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed.”

Knows Believe Humor Courses Asks Jesus Christ Religious Blood Students Jesus Christ Positive Atheism Ask Me Savior Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Blood Of Jesus

Author:Jerry Falwell

“The Devil can so completely assume the human form, when he wants to deceive us, that we may well lie with what seems to be a woman, of real flesh and blood, and yet all the while 'tis only the Devil in the shape of a woman. 'Tis the same with women, who may think that a man is in bed with them, yet 'tis only the Devil; and...the result of this connection is oftentimes an imp of darkness, half mortal, half devil.”

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Author:Martin Luther

“We may well lie with what seems to be a woman of flesh and blood, and yet all the time it is only a devil in the shape of a woman.”

Wells May Humor Seems Lying Religious Blood Shapes Devil Flesh Flesh And Blood

Author:Martin Luther

“My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers.”

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Book:Ronald Reagan

Source: Ronald Reagan

“My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.”

Made Enough Humor Funny Mother Father Blood Figures Proud Indian Quarters Arithmetic Cherokee Cherokee Indian

Book:The Will Rogers scrapbook

Source: The Will Rogers scrapbook

“I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!”

Humor Funny Bits Blood Kitchen Knives Scottish Kitchen Knives

Author:Milton Jones

“I'll tell you what makes my blood boil?... Crematoriums.”

Humor Funny Blood

Book:The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Source: The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

“Knavery and flattery are blood relations.”

Humor Blood Relation Flattery Knavery Blood Relation

Author:Abraham Lincoln