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“I hate camping, but I love summer camp.”

Hate Summer I Hate Camps Camping Summer Camp

Author:Zooey Deschanel

“When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.”

People Persons Black Water White Electricity Ghetto Camping Black Person

Author:Carlos Mencia

“Just so you know, I hate camping. I'm not so much appreciating the fact that there's no bathroom out here. 'Nature calls' while walking in nature is on my list of least favorite things. You tigers, and men in general, have it so much easier than us girls.”

Knows Men Facts Hate Girl Walking Easier Appreciate I Hate Lists Tigers Bathroom Favorites Things Camping

Book:Tiger's Curse: Tiger Saga

Source: Tiger's Curse: Tiger Saga

“Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.”

Inspirational Real Lying Civilization Camping Wildness Real Freedom

Book:Autobiography of values

Source: Autobiography of values

“The muffled drum's sad roll has beat; The soldier's last tattoo; No more on Life's parade shall meet; The brave and fallen few. On Fame's eternal camping-ground; Their silent tents are spread, And Glory guards, with solemn round; The bivouac of the dead.”

Lasts Loss Fame Eternal Beats Glory Brave Silent Rounds Soldier Spread Fallen Tattoo Solemn Parades Tents Camping

Author:Theodore O'Hara

“A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars.”

People Stars Sleep Great Men Camping

Author:Alan S. Kesselheim

“The rite of passage of learning to build a fire that will burn all night with one match is not an insignificant one in my husband’s family, and I grew up camping and backpacking. I love to camp.”

Love Age Night Fire Grew Husband Grew Up My Husband Camps Passages Insignificant All Night Rite Camping Backpacking Rite Of Passage Build A Fire

Author:Sarah Wayne Callies

“Some friendships are formed by a commonality of interests and ideas: you both love judo or camping or making your own sausage. Other friendships are forged in alliance against a common enemy.”

Ideas Interest Common Enemy Alliances Sausage Camping Forged Judo Commonality Common Enemy

Author:David Sedaris

“A western buckaroo, I share his scorn for people who go camping by the book, relying on the authority of some half-assed assistant scoutmaster whose total experience outdoors probably consists of two overnight hikes and a weekend in the Catskills. But we have just had that confrontation. The one who goes by Pritchard's book is Sid's wife, and I am wary. It is not my expedition. I am a guest here.”

People Two Book Half Wife Share Authority Western Weekend Guests Scorn Confrontation Assistants Camping Expeditions Sids Scoutmasters

Author:Wallace Stegner

“A perfect day would be to get into the car, drive out to Yosemite and go camping.”

Would Be Perfect Car Camping Yosemite Perfect Days Camping Out

Author:Michael Steger

“Desert springtime, with flowers popping up all over the place, trees leafing out, streams gushing down from the mountains. Great time of year for hiking, camping, exploring, sleeping under the new moon and the old stars. At dawn and at evening we hear the coyotes howling with excitement—mating season.”

Source: Postcards from Ed: Dispatches and Salvos from an American Iconoclast

“I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.”

House Wife Married Tradition My Family My Wife Hey Camps Camping

Author:Jim Gaffigan

“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.”

Ifs Stills Night Nature Cold Yards Camping Marry Me Cold Night

Author:W. C. Fields

“What particular experiences will nourish your soul? No one can prescribe that for you; it is something only you can know and experience. What is satisfying for one person may be just the opposite for someone else. Being out in nature, by the seashore, or on a mountaintop works for me. Communing with nature brings me into soul time. But for others, being out in nature is something to be tolerated, or even an ordeal, or just what you do if you're a member of a family that goes camping.”

Ifs Knows May Persons Soul Nature Particular Members Opposites Your Soul Satisfying Camping Ordeals Seashore

Author:Jean Shinoda Bolen

“I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing.”

Golf Boat Fishing Hiking Camping

Author:Bryan Clay

“My parents had us very young. We lived in a modest house. We built forts, we hiked, we went camping and they wanted us to be independent. It's how children grew up in the 1940s and 50s: outside all the time, playing in the dirt, riding your bike around.”

Children Wanted Young House Parent Grew Grew Up Built Independent Riding Dirt Modest Bike Camping Forts Riding Your Bike Camping Out

Author:Brooklyn Decker

“I found Elvis on the Internet, I went camping with a young cadet, he showed me his bayonet.”

Young Found Internet Camping Bayonets Cadets

Author:Mary Chapin Carpenter