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“To attain the rank of grand master of memory, you must be able to perform three seemingly superhuman feats. You have to memorize 1,000 digits in under an hour, the precise order of 10 shuffled decks of playing cards in the same amount of time, and one shuffled deck in less than two minutes. There are 36 grand masters of memory in the world.”

World Two Able Order Three Hours Memories Minutes Masters Amount Cards Precise Deck Feats Superhuman Playing Cards

Author:Joshua Foer

“I'm a neurotic Jew who doesn't want loans. I can't even carry a balance on my credit card without having a nervous breakdown.”

Want I Can Balance Jew Credit Cards Nervous Loan Neurotic Breakdown Credit Card Nervous Breakdown

Author:Duff Goldman

“When I turned fifteen, I remember my father gave me a credit card which I was allowed to use for two things: emergencies and books.”

Two Book Use Remember Father Credit Cards Two Things Fifteen Emergencies Credit Card

Author:Ann Brashares

“They know your name, address, telephone number, credit card numbers, who ELSE is driving the car "for insurance", ... your driver's license number. In the state of Massachusetts, this is the same number as that used for Social Security, unless you object to such use. In THAT case, you are ASSIGNED a number and you reside forever more on the list of "weird people who don't give out their Social Security Number in Massachusetts."”

“I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat.”

Men Reality Unions Cards Factories Mary Pregnant Coats

Author:Bruce Springsteen

“The cards are no good that your are holding unless you're from another world.”

World Cards Another World Outer Space

Author:Bob Dylan

“We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don't take trips on LSD. We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street, we like living right and free.”

Streets Drug Alcohol Cards Smoke Marijuana Drugs And Alcohol Lsd Main Street Living Right

Author:Merle Haggard

“Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.”

Cutting Trust Cards Distrust Trust No One Self Trust Trust Others Trust Honesty Trust And Honesty

Author:W. C. Fields

“Well, they'll bark you down like carneys, sell you Christmas cards in June.”

Wells Art Media Sells Entertainment Cards June Bark Christmas Card

Author:Tom Waits

“I don't need your organization, I've moved your mountains and I've marked you cards, but Eden is burning. You better get ready for elimination or else your hearts must have the courage of the changing of the guard.”

Needs Heart Religion Religious Ready Mountain Organization Moved Cards Burning Eden Elimination

Author:Bob Dylan

“I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the 'pack the kids into the car and run from here to there' out of the equation.”

Country Play Running Kids Hate Car I Hate Cards Packs Equations

Author:Ree Drummond

“I'm the person who will go to a wedding and switch the place cards around because I don't want to sit next to someone I don't know, because I'm so bad at chatting to strangers.”

Knows Want Persons Next Stranger Cards Chatting

Author:Sharon Horgan

“I always carry prayer cards to St. Jude and St. Martha with me.”

Prayer Cards St Jude

Author:Patsy Kensit

“After high school, I went to VCU and got a B.F.A. in theater. I got to do a bunch of stuff professionally throughout college. I actually got my SAG card in college.”

School Stuff College High School Theater Bunch Cards After High School Life After High School

Author:Zachary Knighton

“I got my SAG card when I was 10 by starring in a Beenie Weenie's commercial.”

Author:Jennifer Morrison

“People should realize that I shot a Coke commercial back in 1986. So, you know, I've been around a long time. I carry my Screen Actors Guild Card.”

People Knows Should Long Actors Realizing Long Time Shots Screens Cards Coke Guilds

Author:Kato Kaelin