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“Alice tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?" "In THAT direction," the Cat said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Hatter: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad." "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."”

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Book:CliffsComplete Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Source: CliffsComplete Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

“Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.”

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Book:The Cat Who Went Underground

Source: The Cat Who Went Underground

“If you want to write, keep cats.”

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Author:Aldous Huxley

“If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is keep a pair of cats.”

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Book:Complete Essays: 1930-1935

Source: Complete Essays: 1930-1935

“A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.”

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Book:All My Patients are Under the Bed

Source: All My Patients are Under the Bed

“A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.”

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Author:William Kunstler

“In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.”

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Book:On Cats

Source: On Cats

“I write so much because my cat sits on my lap. She purrs so I don't want to get up. She's so much more calming than my husband.”

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Author:Joyce Carol Oates

“For us the most important thing is to be visual, and for the cats watching us to have fun. This is all we want. We get very upset if people get bored when we're only half way through smashing the second set.”

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Author:Roger Waters

“I think it would be great to be a cat! You come and go as you please. People always feed and pet you. They don't expect much of you. You can play with them, and when you've had enough, you go away. You can pick and choose who you want to be around. You can't ask for more than that.”

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Author:Patricia McPherson