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“I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.”

“And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven't yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food?”

Source: Notes From A Small Island: Journey Through Britain

“I may have ruined my life, but at least I got to eat some really good Chinese food.”

May Chinese Ruined Chinese Food

Book:Small Steps

Source: Small Steps

“It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.”

Writing Trying Moving Prove Witty Chinese Articles Arrogant Like Something Prove It Chinese Food Bossypants

Author:Tina Fey

“The Chinese say it's better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one.”

Three Tea Chinese Deprived Tea Party Chinese Food

Book:The Complete Khaled Hosseini: Digital box set

Source: The Complete Khaled Hosseini: Digital box set

“As long as there's pasta and Chinese food in the world, I'm okay.”

World Long Okay Chinese Pasta Chinese Food

Author:Michael Chang

“I just love Chinese food. My favourite dish is number 27.”

Numbers Clever Chinese Favourite Dishes Chinese Food

Author:Clement Attlee

“We'd go out in Larry's hippie van and drive out all around Dallas. He loved Chinese food, he'd go in and say. Remember me Major Nelson, me and my friends here are making this show called Dallas, have you got a table for us? It would work every time.”

Shows Remember Majors My Friends Tables Chinese Vans Hippie Larry Remember Me Nelson Dallas Chinese Food

Author:Steve Kanaly

“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.”

“Not really. I'm not a fan of Chinese food”

Fans Basketball Chinese Chinese Food

Author:Bobby Simmons

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”

Ifs Ideas Like You Smell Chinese No Idea Warmth Milk Mexican Wardrobe Fart Chinese Food Mexican Food

Author:Megan Fox

“Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.”

Needs Devil Alcohol Chinese Chinese Food

Author:Rihanna

“Like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant!”

Jew Chinese Restaurants Chinese Food

Author:Elena Kagan

“People always think of Chinese food as the go-to ethnic food when everything else is closed during the holidays, but Indian is a nice alternative. Plus - Indians? Thanksgiving? Kinda makes sense.”

People Thinking Nice Alternatives Chinese Indian Make Sense Holiday Plus Chinese Food Funny Thanksgiving

Author:Erin Gibson

“It's just starting. I think it's going to take another year and a half to get up to critical mass, but everybody loves Chinese food, Thai food, Japanese food, and it's all been exploited. The Filipinos combined the best of all of that with Spanish technique. The Spanish were a colonial power there for 500 years, and they left behind adobo and cooking in vinegar - techniques that, applied to those tropical Asian ingredients, are miraculous.”

“I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.”

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Author:Dick Cavett

“The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.”

Way Cutting Food Cooking Meat Culinary Eating Food Funny Food Food And Eating Great Food Chinese Food

Author:Confucius

“I can't stay away from Chinese food. I really love that stuff.”

I Can Stuff Chinese Chinese Food

Author:Shaun White

“I love Chinese food, like steamed dim sum, and I can have noodles morning, noon and night, hot or cold. I like food that's very simple on the digestive system - I tend to keep it light. I love Japanese food too - sushi, sashimi and miso soup.”

I Can Light Night Simple Morning Cold Hot Chinese Soup Noon Sushi Noodles Japanese Food Chinese Food Digestive System Sashimi

Author:Shilpa Shetty

“One can watch hours and hours of TV without actually losing interest, but, as with Chinese food, one is rarely left with much residue of nourishment.”

Left Interest Hours Watches Television Tvs Losing Chinese Nourishment Chinese Food Losing Interest

Author:Frederic Raphael

“Unlike other Jewish families, we didn't go out for Chinese food on Sundays, but we spent our time in a world of baking powder biscuits and the best shrimp cocktails that ever were.”

World Chinese Our Time Sunday Baking Cocktails Powder Biscuits Shrimp Chinese Food Jewish Family

Author:Ricky Jay

“I'm a big fish eater. Salmon - I love salmon. My sister loves Chinese food and sushi and all that. I'm not as big of a fan, but she likes it so we eat it a lot. So I'm beginning to like it more. I don't like the raw sushi. I liked the cooked crab and lobster and everything.”

Bigs Fans Fishes Likes Chinese My Sister Salmon Crabs Lobster Sushi Chinese Food Sister Love Big Fish

Author:Elle Fanning