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“I looked for certain attributes in a soldier. I know the modern method is to put the attributes into a computer and see what comes out. But as far as I am concerned, the computer is the worst damn instrument devised by man to screw up man-management.”

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Author:Christopher Vokes

“I'm probably the worst at games. I don't really like computer games either. And when I lose, I won't go again but just say I don't want to play anymore.”

Want Play Games Loses Worst Computer Computer Games

Author:Yoseob

“Being an assistant in a computer lab was the worst job I ever had. It was boring. That was when I was in college.”

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Author:Chris Carmack

“My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.”

Problem Worst Computer Understand Me Personal Problems

Book:All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts

Source: All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts

“I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.”

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Author:Aziz Ansari

“The computer is designed to mimic reality. And in an animated world, in my perspective, that's the worst thing to do. I want people to walk into a movie theater and be transported to a different world.”

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Author:Genndy Tartakovsky

“Shareware tends to combine the worst of commercial software with the worst of free software.”

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Author:Linus Torvalds

“Two things you should know about me; The first is that I am deeply suspicious of people in general. It is my nature to expect the worst of them. And the second is that I am unexpectedly good with computers.”

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Author:Veronica Roth