“The guy who knows about computers is the last person you want to have creating documentation for people who don't understand computers.” PeopleKnowsWantPersonsLastsGuyComputerCreatingDocumentation Author:Adam Osborne
“I'm not a big gadget guy. When I write, I'll do the whole thing by hand, and then I'll put it into the computer.” WritingWholeHandsBigsGuyComputerGadgets Author:Vince Vaughn
“Recently a guy was having trouble with his computer. So he unplugs it, takes it out in the alley, pulls out a gun, and shoots it eight times. Coincidentally, that's how Hillary got rid of her emails.” GuyTroubleComputerGunEightEmailAlleys Author:David Letterman
“There's this whole notion of being an Indian - the idea that "warrior" is a positive description of us [Indians as native Americans]. When an Indian guy does well, he's a warrior, even now. He could be a computer salesman, but if he does well, he's a warrior. I'm not a pacifist by any measure, but I'm also fully aware that the reasons I might go to war could be very dubious.” IfsWellsDoeIdeasWarReasonWholeMightGuyComputerNotionWarriorIndianNativeDescriptionNative AmericanSalesmanPacifistDubious Author:Sherman Alexie
“Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.” HumorFunnyGuyComputerCatBillsGatesBad GuysPersianBond MovieJames Bond MovieMonocles Author:Dennis Miller
“The only time I've ever been mistaken for someone else is - and this arguable still - when a person came up to me on the boardwalk of Ocean City, New Jersey and said, "You look a lot like that guy from computer ads" and I said, "There is a reason because I am that guy," and the guy looked at me for a minute, laughed and said, "That's a funny joke, but you really do look like him." He thought I was not me.” LooksPersonsSaidStillsReasonGuyCitiesMinutesOceanComputerJokesLaughedAdsMistakenOnly TimeJerseyThat GuyNew JerseyFunny JokesBoardwalks Author:John Hodgman
“Bill Gates, who is the classic computer nerd, as opposed to Steve who is, like the coolest guy in the world. And who is really doing things to make the world a better place?” WorldGuyComputerBillsClassicGatesBetter PlaceNerd Author:Alex Gibney
“I don't know how to animate on the computer, and I'm really grateful that I worked with a couple of other guys. We called it our triumvirate, John Kahrs and Clay Kaytis, who really understood computer animation but loved and embraced hand drawn, which is Disney's heritage.” KnowsHandsGuyKnow HowCoupleComputerUnderstoodGratefulHeritageClayAnimationOther GuysComputer Animation Author:Glen Keane
“I have never bought myself a computer or a phone, but guys in my life have bought them for me, for whatever reason. So now I have them.” ReasonGuyComputerPhones Author:Fiona Apple
“Every weekend the drama department would have parties. The 20 hot girls on campus? All of them were in the drama dept. So we'd have somebody standing guard at the door to keep all the computer science guys out. We had to guard our women at all times.” GuyGirlPartyDoorsDramaComputerStandingHotAll TimeDepartmentWeekendCampusComputer ScienceHot Girl Author:Joe Manganiello
“I was on this path to becoming a computer-science guy, but I didn't like it. I got no joy from it. It was very, very scary. It was suffocating to think that I was just going to do this thing for the rest of my life.” ThinkingJoyGuyPathBecomingComputerScaryComputer ScienceSuffocating Author:Kumail Nanjiani
“Things have changed so much now. Everything is downloaded onto computers. I'm not a computer-savvy guy, but with downloading the movie industry has changed.” GuyChangedIndustryComputerSavvyThings Have ChangedMovie Industry Author:Anthony Hopkins
“Speaking of human computers, there is a guy named Art Benjamin, he's a human calculator. He says it's a skill he learned as a kid. Now he's a math professor at Harvey Mudd. He can find the square root of a six digit number in a few seconds. Practice.” HumansArtKidsGuyNumbersPracticeSkillsSixComputerArt IsRootsMathSecondsProfessorsSquaresHarveyCalculatorsSquare Roots Author:Bill Nye
“What encryption lets us do is say, "Yes, the Internet is insecure." Bad guys are able to compromise computers everywhere, but we're able to tolerate that because if they do intercept our messages, they can't do any harm with it.” IfsAbleGuyInternetComputerMessagesHarmCompromiseTolerateInsecureBad GuysEncryption Author:Matt Blaze
“I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.” GuyClassComputerBulliedMacsDell Author:Mort Sahl
“When you think of all the things that have happened, since that problem with computers in 2000 and everybody was afraid and they were buying water, imagine what Millennium would do with all the things that are going on in the world right now. It has the capacity to be a movie. But, anyway, I loved doing it. It changed my life because the guy that I was playing was so much more educated and smarter than I was, so I had to live up to it.” ThinkingWorldProblemGuyWaterImagineHappenedChangedRight NowComputerCapacityEducatedBuyingSmarterChanged My LifeMillennium Author:Lance Henriksen
“Do you guys remember that woman who disappeared a few years ago, Chandra Levy? Do you remember her? I found this fascinating. Apparently, the day she disappeared, she had gone on her computer, and the last website she ever visited was an online map of the park where her body was found. That's true. I just hope that if I ever disappear, people don't look for me based on the last websites I visited.” PeopleIfsYearsLooksBodyLastsRememberGuyFoundGoneComputerYears AgoDisappearParksFascinatingOnlineMapsWebsite Author:Christian Finnegan
“If you have a temperature rise, if it's a problem in one area, it's beneficial in another area. But sea level is the real 'bad guy,' and therefore they [The IPCC] have talked very much about it. But the real thing is, that [sea level rise] doesn't exist in observational data, only in computer modeling.” IfsRealProblemGuyLevelsSeaComputerAreasDataBad GuysModelingBeneficialTemperatureReal ThingsSea Level Rise Author:Nils-Axel Morner
“I started as an artist and I had a side job moving some heavy boxes for a publishing company. They had just gotten a Mac for their art department, the department that creates the book covers. I was kind of showing the art director a thing or two about how to use a Mac. And one day everyone went out to lunch and I jumped on the computer and designed a book jacket and slipped it in the pile to go to the review board in New York. They picked my jacket and when the art director got back to Boston, he wanted to know who designed it and I said, "Me." He was like, "The box guy?"” KnowsKindArtSaidTwoBookUseWantedJobsMovingArtistGuySidesCompanyNew YorkOne DayDirectorsComputerBoxesHeavyBoardsDepartmentReviewsLunchPublishingBostonJacketsMacsBook CoversArt Director Author:Biz Stone
“People don't work in factories, [they aren't] big muscular guys. The working class is flabby because they're sitting in front of a computer all day, but it's still their labor being extracted.” PeopleStillsBigsGuyClassFrontsComputerSittingLaborFactoriesWorking Class Author:Eric Drooker
“The company I invested in is probably a leader in that area. They're a company called Second Spectrum, which happens to be based in LA but was started by two USC computer-science professors. It's filled with guys who love sports, who played sports, but really look like programmers.” LooksTwoHappensGuySportsCompanyLeaderComputerAreasFilledProfessorsSpectrumProgrammersComputer ScienceUsc Author:Steve Ballmer
“I've appeared in those kind of films and have great fun doing it, and I'm always up for a challenge. I think with things like Mission: Impossible and Star Trek, those things are such an ensemble, it's not like I'm Ethan Hunt. I'm Benji. I'm the guy that does the computer business. I know my place.” ThinkingKnowsKindDoeFilmGuyFunStarsChallengesImpossibleComputerMissionsHuntsEnsembleMission Impossible Author:Simon Pegg
“I became this guy that does drum programming, and I don't want to be that guy anymore. I don't want to sit in front of my computer for 18 hours programming 16 bars of music.” WantDoeGuyHoursFrontsComputerBarsProgrammingThis GuyThat Guy Author:Keith Fullerton Whitman
“I'm not a computer guy. I have my Smith Corona. I would know nothing about computers.” KnowsGuyComputer Author:Joe Arpaio
“The reason I said the Internet is dangerous is that a couple smart guys could hack into a computer and shut down the Eastern seaboard if they wanted to. It's a terrible, out-of-control thing.” IfsSaidReasonWantedGuyDangerousCoupleInternetTerribleComputerSmartEasternHacksSmart Guy Author:John Mellencamp
“I describe myself as an indoor cat, because I'm a computer guy and I always have been.” Has BeensGuyComputerCatDescribe Myself Author:Edward Snowden
“When I studied computer science at Duke University in the first half of the 1980s, I had professors who treated women differently than men. I kind of got used to it. At Microsoft, I had to use my elbows and make sure I spoke up at the table, but it was an incredibly meritocratic place. Outside, in the industry, I would feel the sexism. I'd walk into a room and until I proved my worth, everyone would assume that the guy presenting with me had credibility and I didn't.” MenFeelsFirstsKindUseUsedGuyWalksRoomsHalfIndustryComputerTablesAssumingUniversityTreatedSpokesSexismProfessorsCredibilityMicrosoftPresentingComputer ScienceDukesElbowsDuke University Author:Melinda Gates
“I'm like the random guy who you would think I'm a computer freak and you would think that I'm a massive art collector, but I'm really not.” ThinkingArtGuyComputerMassiveFreakCollectors Author:Pharrell Williams
“Here's the thing, who cares what you have to look at, I'm a big advocate of not obscuring vistas, but even if you build the biggest wind farm, can it run anything more than a domestic washer and dryer and a computer, for the year? I'm sorry guys, the answer, you're going to be shocked to know: it ain't much more than that.” IfsKnowsYearsLooksBigsCareRunningGuyAnswersWindComputerSorryFarmsI'm SorryShockedWho CaresVistasDryersWind Farms Author:Greg Graffin
“I think technology is fantastic but maybe it's just developed too fast for us in real world applications. By the same token the fact that a guy can get a laptop and make music that can be put straight into a TV show I suppose shows a disparity when you're somebody who has gone to college and learned all this stuff. So if you apply that to the entire world than certainly computers have changed everything. But I'd be a hypocrite if I complained about it because it's given me a career. I'm part of the problem is what I'm saying!” ThinkingWorldRealProblemGuyTechnologyChangedCollegeComputerFantasticReal WorldApplicationHypocrite Author:Clint Mansell
“We're very aggressive speakers. I remember when I was with one of my roommates in New York - and she's Portuguese, too - and we were in an Apple store talking about a computer in Portuguese. Some guy comes up to us and goes, "Hey, hey! Peace, peace! Stop arguing." It's not arguing. This is really just how we talk.” RememberGuyComputerArguingAggressiveSpeakersRemember WhenPortugueseRoommate Author:Daniela Ruah
“When I watch TV, and TCM isn't on, I just switch channels and look at all the information about everything. The internet is perfect for that, which is why I didn't really want to get a computer in the first place. I thought, "If I have a computer and know about this whole Google thing, I am not going to be able to sit still for a second; I'm going to think about something and then have to look it up." I have never bought myself a computer or a phone, but guys in my life have bought them for me, for whatever reason. So now I have them.” ThinkingReasonGuyPerfectInternetComputerGoogle Author:Fiona Apple
“Bounty hunters these days - because everything is so sophisticated with computers and surveillance, it doesn't have to be a one-man-army-type guy who goes in and kicks a door down.” MenGuyDoorsTypeComputerArmyThese DaysKicksOne ManSophisticatedHuntersSurveillanceBountyBounty Hunter Author:Mickey Rourke
“Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.” MeanLittlesGuyHouseBrokenFameComputerFaster Author:Sandra Bullock
“Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached just saying: "Learn, guys..."” SoulFactsFormGuyIndustryComputerDepartmentAgreementImmortalYellowImpressedBundlesJust SayingOmenImmortal SoulGood OmensMemosWarranty Author:Neil Gaiman
“A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you'll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages), never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he's probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word "married" on the first date (he'll turn out to be a mama's boy or a religious type)” ShouldFirstsLongMadeGuyTurnsStuffReligiousPayAttentionBoysCarTypeGoes OnCircumstancesCostBedComputerMarriedMessagesLong TimeAddListsPay AttentionInstantPetNow And ThenLong Time AgoMamaTrinityLizardsFirst DateType Of GuyWeird StuffMama's Boy Book:I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It Source: I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It
“"I've been thinking," Brooklyn said as I gawked at the god sitting next to me, "if you get all lovey-dovey and decide to elope to Las Vegas where Jared uses his powers to clean up at the poker tables and you guys buy a mansion in the Manzano Mountains with twenty-seven rooms and decide - because you're rich and all - to buy a new computer, can I have your iMac then?"... "Um, no, you're not getting my iMac." "Dang."” IfsThinkingSaidUseGuyNextRoomsRichMountainComputerSittingTwentiesTablesCleanSevenVegasLas VegasBrooklynMansionsImac Author:Darynda Jones