“A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you'll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages), never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he's probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word "married" on the first date (he'll turn out to be a mama's boy or a religious type)”
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I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It
This novel is a blend of romance and horror, telling the story of a woman who unexpectedly develops feelings for a zombie. more
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Adam Selzer
Adam Selzer is an American author born on July 13, 1980. His works span a variety of genres, including novels, non-fiction, and children's literature. Selzer is beloved by readers for his unique narrative style and profound insights into social issues. more
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