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“There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.”

Two Games Animal Rooms Right Now Ten Seven Cows Hunters Trophies Wardens

Author:Tom Lehrer

“When I was little, we lived on 8 acres and my mom had a horse. But when I was 7, my mom kicked my dad out, and then in order to feed us five kids, she got critters cheap or for free and raised them for food. We milked a cow, raised chickens, pigs and beef cattle. We heated our one-story house with wood and stayed cold all winter.”

Littles Stories Kids Order House Five Mom Cold Dad Horse Raised Winter My Dad My Mom Woods Chickens Cows Pigs Beef Cattle Acres Critters

Author:Bonnie Jo Campbell

“You can do gross-out until the cows come home but if there isn't something to balance it, then it's not going to work at all.”

Ifs Home Can Do Balance Coming Home Cows Gross Going To Work

Author:Curtis Armstrong

“I used to help my grandfather on the farm, driving tractors, raising crops and animals. I used to feed some of the baby cows and pigs, and I had to be no older than 7 or 8. Then at about 9 or 10 I started driving tractors. It showed me at an early age what hard work was all about and how dedicated you have to be, no matter what you do.”

Matter Hard Helping Age Used Animal Hard Work Baby No Matter What Driving Farms Dedicated Cows Grandfather Pigs Crops My Grandfather Tractors

Author:Tyson Chandler

“You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.”

Long Hands Left Baseball Milk Cows Famous Baseball

Author:Hank Aaron

“The French, who love their dogs, sometimes eat their horses. The Spanish, who love their horses, sometimes eat their cows. The Indians, who love their cows, sometimes eat their dogs.”

Sometimes Dog Horse Indian Cows

Author:Jonathan Safran Foer

“Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.”

Men Remember Names Every Man Drunk Milk Cows

Author:Shmuel Yosef Agnon

“Poor cow, you'll get your dumb man. You'll see your whole life coming at you in the back of his hand.”

Men Whole Hands Poor Quality Whole Life Dumb Cows

Author:Elton John

“With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.”

Quality Tongue Wow Cows

Author:Frank Zappa

“There are idle spots on every farm, and every highway is bordered by an idle strip as long as it is; keep cow, plow, and mower out of these idle spots, and the full native flora, plus dozens of interesting stowaways from foreign parts, could be part of the normal environment of every citizen.”

Long Nature Interesting Environment Citizens Normal Spots Native Plus Farms Dozen Cows Idle Highways Flora Mowers

Book:A Sand County Almanac, and Sketches Here and There

Source: A Sand County Almanac, and Sketches Here and There

“You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.”

Cows Adages Ham

Author:Frank Zappa

“Some of the analysts were saying, Now you're a cash cow, there's no growth at all, pay it all out in dividends, give me it all, you can't invest wisely.”

Giving Growth Pay Give Me Cash Cows Analysts Dividends

Author:Jim Cantalupo

“When one cow was found with BSE in 2003, many of our trading partners closed their borders to our beef.”

Found Partners Borders Cows Trading Beef Trading Partners

Author:Mike Johanns

“Holy cow, in the course of one week I feel like I've lived about a year!”

Feels Years Courses Week Holy Cows

Author:Karlie Kloss

“First of all, I'm a Midwesterner, being from Kansas, and Chicago is basically a big Midwestern cow town. It was built from the stockyards, and everyone is very friendly, and it's at the edge of the tallgrass prairie. There's just a good feel to it.”

Feels Firsts Bigs Built Towns Edges Friendly Chicago Cows Kansas Prairie Midwesterners

Author:Bill Kurtis

“To survive there, you need the ambition of a Latin-American revolutionary, the ego of a grand opera tenor, and the physical stamina of a cow pony.”

Needs Ego Ambition Revolutionary Latin Opera Cows Rebellious Stamina Ponies Tenors Latin American

Author:Billie Burke

“A cat's meow and cow's moo, I can recite them all.”

I Can Cat Cows Dense

Author:Bob Dylan

“I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds.”

Cows Bloody Mcdonalds Buns

Author:Alex Kapranos

“I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.”

Eye Beautiful Corners Cows Pathetic Jersey

Author:Deborah Kerr