“Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.” HumorSchoolFunnyHoursHalfBoysWatchesWifeMinutesStupidDaughterMy WifeMy DaughterPublic SchoolBargains Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.” ThreeHoursDaughterTwentiesMy DaughterConception Author:Joan Rivers
“Creative people inspire me. Athletes also inspire me to come alive, especially my daughter, a competitive gymnast who works very hard, as much as six hours a day on her gymnastics skills.” PeopleHardHoursCreativeAliveInspireSkillsSixDaughterAthleteMy DaughterGymnasticsCreative PeopleGymnast Author:Nathan East
“With our last album ("No Time To Bleed"), we recorded most of it in New Jersey. And with being on the road 9 months a year, recording an album on the other side of the country- it just wasn't a good experience for us. All I wanted to do was go home and see my daughter, so for us to only be a couple hours away was huge- I could go home if I needed to.” IfsYearsCountryHomeWantedLastsSidesHoursHugeMonthsCoupleNeededDaughterAlbumsMy DaughterJerseyNew JerseyGood Experiences Author:Mitch Lucker
“I get so excited when my daughter says something new, which she is doing every day. I can leave the house for a few hours, come back and meet a totally different person. That's very exciting to me.” PersonsI CanDifferentHouseHoursDaughterExcitingExcitedSomething NewMy Daughter Author:Viola Davis
“I think the simplest way to break the ice is probably to try playing on the same level, to discuss everything in normal life. So, for example, with Katie Holmes, we just spent one hour talking about her daughter. Or with Madonna, when we were working on the event in New York, we spent hours deciding every single aspect together, from the dishes to the flowers to the cards.” ThinkingTryingTogetherHoursBreakFlowerDaughter Author:Frida Giannini
“Which was why, some six hours later, Alexia Maccon's daughter was born inside the head of an octomaton in the presence of her husband, a comatose werewolf dandy, and a French inventor.” BornHoursHusbandSixDaughterInventorWerewolfDandyComatose Book:Heartless: Book 4 of The Parasol Protectorate Source: Heartless: Book 4 of The Parasol Protectorate
“Then Aragorn was abashed, for he saw the elven-light in her eyes and the wisdom of many days; yet from that hour he loved Arwen Undómiel daughter of Elrond.” LightEyeHoursSawsDaughterHer EyesElrond Book:The Lord of the Rings: The return of the King Source: The Lord of the Rings: The return of the King
“An english baron wed to my daughter? I'll die first, I will." Johanna quit rubbing Claire's shoulder and stepped forward. "A very rich baron," she blurted out. The laird frowned at Johanna with what she thought was indignation. "Wealth is not an issue here," he muttered. "How rich?" They were married an hour later.” FirstsDiesHoursWealthIssuesRichMarriedDaughterQuittingShouldersMy DaughterIndignationClaire Author:Julie Garwood
“My daughter comes with me everywhere. I don't leave her behind. But it is hard. I mean, I think any working mother will tell you that what kind of falls by the wayside, you know, are the hours of sleep that you wish you had, and all that. I feel incredibly lucky and blessed, but I do sometimes feel like that exorcist lady!” ThinkingKnowsFeelsKindMeanSometimesHardMotherFallWishHoursSleepBehindsLuckyDaughterBlessedMy DaughterWish YouExorcist Author:Kate Beckinsale
“I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that simple. If you want to play the guitar, you put a half hour in everyday, but you have to do it.” IfsWantSaidPlayAbleFunHoursSimpleHalfPracticeDaughterGuitarEverydayMy DaughterHalf Hours Author:Woody Allen