“Doing nothing about climate change is still a fairly common affliction, even in this day and age. What to do with those people, who are together threatening everybody's existence on this planet? Clearly we don't really think they should be blown up, that's just a joke for the mini-movie, but maybe a little amputating would be a good place to start?” PeopleThinkingShouldYearsLittlesStillsRealWould BeAgeTogetherDiesCommonExistenceFivePlanetsJokesPressureMereClimateClimate ChangeThis DayAfflictionThreateningDoing NothingGood PlaceNo Pressure Author:Franny Armstrong
“Today's tragedy in Paris reminds us very viscerally that it's a right that some people are inexplicably forced to die for. So it's very important tonight that I express that everybody who works at our comedy show, all of us are terribly sad for the families and people of France and anybody in the world tonight who now has to think twice before making a joke. It's not the way it's supposed to be.” PeopleThinkingWorldWayImportantShowsTodayDiesComedyJokesTragedySupposed To BeFranceParisTonightThink TwiceComedy Shows Author:Conan O'Brien
“On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and tweet it. That was my thing, and then at a certain point, people started demanding it.” PeopleIfsWritingCertainDiesJokesTragedyTweet Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“Like great art, something essential dies when great jokes are explained. So what's the key to telling a good joke/creating great art timing.” ArtDiesKeysEssentialsCreatingJokesTimingGreat Art Author:Travis Nichols
“What are the precise characteristics of an epigram it is not easy to define. It differs from a joke, in the fact that the wit of the latter dies in the words, and cannot therefore be conveyed in another language; while an epigram is a wit of ideas, and hence, is translatable. Like aphorisms, songs and sonnets, it is occupied with some single point, small and manageable; but whilst a song conveys a sentiment, a sonnet a poetical, and an aphorism a moral reflection, an epigram expresses a contrast.” IdeasFactsSongDiesLanguageEasyMoralJokesReflectionWitCharacteristicsLatterSentimentsContrastAphorismPreciseSonnetEpigramsManageable Author:William Matthews
“Either over neither, both over either/or, live-and-let-live over stand-or die, high spirits over low, energy over apathy, wit over dullness, jokes over homilies, good humor over jokes, good nature over bad, feeling over sentiment, truth over poetry, consciousness over explanations, tragedy over pathos, comedy over tragedy, entertainment over art, private over public, generosity over meanness, charity over murder, love over charity, irreplaceable over interchangeable, divergence over concurrence, principle over interest, people over principle.” PeopleArtFeelingsSpiritDiesLiteratureEnergyInterestConsciousnessPrinciplesComedyLowsJokesTragedyMurderCharityEntertainmentWitGenerosityExplanationSentimentsApathyCriteriaMeannessDullnessPathosIrreplaceableGood HumorGood NatureEither OrLive And Let LiveDivergenceConcurrence Book:Nobody Here But Us Chickens Source: Nobody Here But Us Chickens