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“Hey lady.” Sandy wrapped her arms around Darcy’s neck and kissed her cheek quickly. “So, are we burning anything of his in some occult ritual that will curse him and all his unborn children till the end of their days, or are we just going to key his car?”

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Book:Vampires of the Chesapeake: Kian MacTiernan

Source: Vampires of the Chesapeake: Kian MacTiernan

“Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails”

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Book:The Great Pearl of Wisdom

Source: The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“Never allow anyone to break your bond of love.”

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Book:Think Great: Be Great!

Source: Think Great: Be Great!

“Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?”

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Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

Source: And That’s Why I’m Single

“Never make a person feel, that s/he is very (extra) special.. because, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth her/him.”

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Author:honeya

“Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her.”

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Author:honeya

“When you don’t want something or someone anymore, the truth is, you don’t give a damn about who has it. And that’s the truth. - TheAffidavitOfNiedriaDionneKenny”

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Author:Niedria Dionne Kenny

“God has the key to open the heart of every soul.”

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Book:Think Great: Be Great!

Source: Think Great: Be Great!

“Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.”

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Author:Hank Moody