“No road offers more mystery than that first one you mount from the town you were born to, the first time you mount it of your own volition, on a trip funded by your own coffee tin of wrinkled up dollars - bills you've saved and scrounged for, worked the all-night switchboard for, missed the Rolling Stones for, sold fragrant pot with smashed flowers going brown inside twist-tie plastic baggies for. In fact, to disembark from your origins, you've done everything you can think to scrounge money save selling your spanking young pussy.” ThinkingFirstsDoneFactsYoungNightBornMysteryFlowerOffersFirst TimeStonesTownsBillsDollarsCoffeeSavedSellingTiesBrownPotPlasticRollingTwistsAll NightRolling StonesInspiring TravelTinPussySpankingVolitionDollar Bills Book:Cherry Source: Cherry
“Nobody really thinks that Bush or McCain have a real answer for the challenges we face, so what they're going to try to do is make you scared of me. You know, he's not patriotic enough. He's got a funny name. You know, he doesn't look like all those other presidents on those dollar bills, you know. He's risky.” ThinkingKnowsTryingLooksRealEnoughFacesNamesPresidentChallengesAnswersBillsDollarsScaredPatrioticMccainChallenges We FaceDollar BillsFunny Name Author:Barack Obama
“I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that no therapy session would ever cheer me up half as much as if I was just strolling along and found a hundred dollar bill.” IfsFeelingsFoundBitsHalfHundredBillsDollarsPopsI RealizedTherapyCheerSessionBucksTherapistsStrollingDollar BillsCheer Me Up Author:Emo Philips
“And as we know now, and as I pointed out many times, the great plume of fire at the bottom of the Space Shuttle is actually dollar bills burning, and the most efficient method of destroying American dollar bills as has ever been devised by man.” KnowsMenSpaceFireWalkingMoonMethodBillsDollarsBottomBurningDestroyingEfficientStar GazingSpace ShuttleDollar Bills Author:Dana Rohrabacher
“If you put a ten dollar bill under the rug instead of spending it, that is capital formation. It represents ten dollars' worth of something that might have been immediately consumed, but wasn't.” IfsHas BeensMightTenBillsDollarsSpendingMight Have BeenConsumedFormationDollar Bills Book:The People's Pottage Source: The People's Pottage
“I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.” PoliticsHundredBillsDollarsDollar BillsHank Williams Author:Hank Williams, Jr.