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“I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar.” I CanFactsPastWifeEntertainmentMy WifeBarsBreastsComing OutJuice Author:Paul Reiser
“I read that yesterday, the Mexican peso hit its lowest point since March of 2009. In fact, things got so bad, it was seen leaving a bar with the American dollar.” FactsMoneyDollarsLeavingYesterdayBarsMarchLowestMexicanLowest Point Author:Jimmy Fallon