“You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.” KnowsWaterDangerousSharksDangerous ThingsFart Author:Gary Busey
“At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.” SoundIncludingOne TimeFart Author:Craig Benzine
“Every time there's a cut in the action, we joke and dance around, there's show tunes and fart noises.” ShowsActionCuttingJokesNoiseTunesFartShow Tunes Author:Darby Stanchfield
“Clichés are static, the emotion behind them long spent. If you are tempted to use them, here is a saying of my mother’s: Fang pi bu-cho, cho pi bu-fang. Basically that translates to: "Loud farts don’t stink, and the really smelly ones don’t make a sound." In other words: When you’re full of beans, you just blow a lot of hot air. If you want to have a real impact, be deadly but silent. Oh, also recognize the difference between a bad cliché and a good quotation. My mother’s saying is a good quotation. You should use it often.” IfsWantShouldLongRealUseMotherSoundDifferencesEmotionBehindsAirHotImpactSilentBlowLoudTranslateQuotationsTemptedBeansStaticFangsStinkFartSmellyHot Air Author:Amy Tan
“The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?” IfsMindEatingHeySmokeBotherRestaurantsSmokingFart Author:Steve Martin
“We're being treated to the wisdom of some puffed up, little fart. Doing exactly what I used to do, pretensions to anarchy and art.” LittlesArtUsedMediaEntertainmentTreatedAnarchyPretensionFart Author:Don Henley
“Confucius once said that a bear could not fart at the North Pole without causing a big wind in Chicago.” SaidBigsActionScienceWindBearsChicagoFartNorth Pole Author:Philip Jose Farmer