“You don't let a guy put his hand on your chest, and put his foot on the ball and look into your eyes and tell you a bedtime story. No. sorry. He controlled the ball on his chest, step on it, look, see if someone was in the stands, take a coffee, turn, call his family, no one was answering, left a message, and then thought "Oh, I might cross the ball." He crossed it and they scored.” IfsLooksStoriesHandsMightEyeGuyTurnsLeftStepsFeetMessagesCrossesBallsSorryCoffeeControlledChestsBedtimeBedtime Stories Author:Thierry Henry
“[On her husband:] The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him. I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many times. When he jumps out of bed - it should be feet first.” ShouldFirstsI CanHelpingFeltFeetBedHusbandSorryHeadacheSorry For Him Author:Jean Carroll
“I see almost no change in the price of the composite product that flows through Costco I don't feel sorry for the people who pay $27 million for an 8,000-square-foot condo in Manhattan. So inflation comes in places.” PeopleFeelsPayMillionsFeetProductsFlowSorrySquaresInflationManhattanCompositesCostco Author:Charlie Munger
“If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you could have all the season's contestants of America's Next Top Model in you. I hope I get reincarnated as your feet. That way, you'd never see my face again... Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted you. Because in my country, cows are sacred.” IfsKnowsWayPersonsCountryAmericaFacesNextFeetModelsSeasonsSacredSorryFatsCowsI'm SorrySkinnyTrainersInsultedContestantsTop Model Author:George Lopez
“I have big feet. Do you know how embarrassing it is when you ask for a shoe and they look at you like, "No, we don't make these heels for Bigfoot, sorry."” KnowsLooksBigsAsksKnow HowFeetSorryShoesDo You KnowHeelsEmbarrassingBigfoot Author:Margot Robbie