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“One of the things I really like about Costco is they have ignored the lies from a COVID-19 infected President Trump.”

President Trump Lies Coronavirus Covid 19 Pandemic Ignored Like Infected Costco

Author:Steven Magee

“Well, the maple syrup is fantastic." Breakfast. She was glad Margo had brought the biscuits and gravy, she was definitely in the mood for that. "And the sous vide eggs that you put in the microwave for a minute and then top it with hot sauce and..." She rolled her eyes. "Bliss. Pancake mix, a hundred pounds of Dubliner cultured butter, fresh orange juice, I mean, the place is just amazing.”

Breakfast Grocery Shopping Costco

Book:The Cookbook Club: A Novel of Food and Friendship

Source: The Cookbook Club: A Novel of Food and Friendship

“If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.”

Ifs Loses Roles Hollywood Quitting Tattoo Costco

Author:Megan Fox

“I like the normal things of life: I like the Mets, and the Celtics, and the N.Y. Rangers. I like to watch C-Span; I love Costco.”

Watches Mets Normal Rangers Normal Things Costco

Author:Robert Morse

“I buy everything from CostCo. It's great; they've got everything I need.”

Author:Steve Jobs

“In business we often find that the winning system goes almost ridiculously far in maximizing and or minimizing one or a few variables - like the discount warehouses of Costco.”

Winning Investing Variables Discounts Warehouse Maximizing Minimizing Costco

Author:Charlie Munger

“Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours.' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco.'”

People Thinking Humor Funny Pieces Painting Fats Contribution Cousin Gangsters Spray Nicknames My Cousin Costco

Author:Natasha Leggero

“I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy and I dare you to not like me.”

Bigs Dare Like Me Fancy Costco

Author:Eric Stonestreet

“It doesn't do Costco any good if nobody can afford to buy anything.”

Author:James Sinegal

“I'm big on taking the lady out to dinner. We have some candlelight romance every now and then. And our whole family is within a 6-mile radius. It's disgustingly domestic. I'm big on Costco.”

Whole Bigs Romance Dinner Miles Now And Then Whole Family Candlelight Radius Costco

Author:Dave Grohl

“Black-Scholes is a know-nothing system. If you know nothing about value - only price - then Black-Scholes is a pretty good guess at what a 90-day option might be worth. But the minute you get into longer periods of time, it's crazy to get into Black-Scholes. For example, at Costco we issued stock options with strike prices of $30 and $60, and Black-Scholes valued the $60 ones higher. This is insane.”

Ifs Knows Might Values Black Crazy Minutes Example Higher Periods Strikes Insane Scholes Costco Stock Options

Author:Charlie Munger

“My idea of a good place to shop is Costco - it has these heavily marbled fillet steaks. The idea of eating some wheat thing and washing it down with carrot juice has never appealed to me.”

Ideas Eating Shops Juice Washing Wheat Steak Good Place Carrots Costco

Author:Charlie Munger

“I see almost no change in the price of the composite product that flows through Costco I don't feel sorry for the people who pay $27 million for an 8,000-square-foot condo in Manhattan. So inflation comes in places.”

People Feels Pay Millions Feet Products Flow Sorry Squares Inflation Manhattan Composites Costco

Author:Charlie Munger

“Kellogg's and Campbell's moats have also shrunk due to the increased buying power of supermarkets and companies like Wal-Mart. The muscle power of Wal-Mart and Costco has increased dramatically.”

Company Dues Muscles Buying Supermarkets Moats Costco Buying Power

Author:Charlie Munger

“Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.”

Thinking Firsts Children Baby Farms Mia Costco

Book:I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

Source: I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

“I'll never be the sort of author who sells that many copies. You'll never see a book of mine being sold on a table at Costco, between the extra-large jorts and a barrel of salsa. And I wouldn't have it any other way. I'll be indie till I die.”

Way Book Dies Mines Tables Sells Extras Copies Barrels Salsa Costco

Author:Joshua Mohr

“My grandmother told me: 'Never be in debt to anyone or anything.' Which is probably why I've never been financially extravagant - I still go to Costco. I'm always conscious of living within my means.”

Mean Stills Conscious Debt Grandmother My Grandmother Extravagant Costco

Author:Jill Scott

“We've always been in favor of improved wages for workers. When you have a strong middle class, they want to buy more stuff at Costco.”

Want Strong Stuff Class Middle Workers Favors Middle Class Wages Costco

Author:James Sinegal

“I grew up in a little cul-de-sac in the suburbs and went to public school. I went to Costco on the weekends.”

Littles School Grew Grew Up Weekend Public School Suburbs Costco

Author:Rooney Mara

“Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today calling her 'the Costco of crazy.'”

Today Crazy Calling Statements Tea Upset Abortion Parenthood Planned Parenthood Costco

Author:Conan O'Brien

“It has not been a good day. I lost my glasses early this morning and I had to go buy a pair of 79 dollar reading glasses today. 79 bucks. You can literally get them at Costco, three-for-20.”

Today Three Reading Lost Morning Dollars Glasses Pairs Good Day Bucks Costco Reading Glasses

Author:Darryl Sutter

“I think the biggest single thing that causes difficulty in the business world is the short-term view. We become obsessed with it. But it forces bad decisions.”

Thinking World Force Causes Term Decision Views Business Difficulty Obsessed Short Term Business World Bad Decision Costco

Author:James Sinegal

“I say at our management conferences that the amount Wal-Mart grows in just one year is the equivalent of Costco's size.”

Years Grows Amount Management Size Just One Conferences Costco

Author:James Sinegal

“There was a proposal in California that would keep out Wal-Mart but allow Costco. You opposed it. Are you nuts? That's true: I always oppose these kinds of things. Competition makes us better. Some of our best stores have a Sam's Club next door.”

Kind Next Business Doors Competition Clubs Stores California Nuts Proposal Costco

Author:James Sinegal

“I can't tell you how much I love Target and Costco, that kind of culture, because it's something I never felt a part of. I've always felt like a tourist because I have never fit in anywhere.”

Kind I Can Culture Felt Fit Target Tourists Tourism Costco

Author:Augusten Burroughs

“I still shop at Costco. I just started tipping two years ago.”

Years Stills Two Motivation Years Ago Fighter Shops Two Years Tipping Two Years Ago Costco

Author:Bernard Hopkins

“Yes. I think the anti-Wal-Mart is Costco, which pays much better and has much better health benefits and which is profitable and offers low prices.”

Thinking Pay Offers Benefits Lows Profitable Health Benefits Costco

Author:Barbara Ehrenreich

“Republicans go to Sam’s Club, Democrats go to Costco.”

Republican Democrat Clubs Costco

Book:Gone Girl: A Novel

Source: Gone Girl: A Novel