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“I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail asking me if I would participate in the Women in Comedy Festival, I was thrilled.”

Ifs Shows Five Comedy Generations Female Asking Comedian Mail Festivals Pitching Amy Stand Up Comedian

Author:Wendy Liebman

“I remember attending Toronto Comicon shortly after the release of Captain Marvel and seeing a five-year-old girl who'd come in a handmade Captain Marvel outfit with her hair moussed up - and I totally got the need for this book, for this hero. Someone who looks like her, and acts like her. So, in a way, Captain Marvel helped pave the road to the expanded role of female leads.”

Way Needs Years Looks Book Remember Girl Roles Five Seeing Hair Hero Female Release Comic Five Years Captains Comic Book Attending Like Her Toronto Five Year Olds Handmade

Author:Axel Alonso

“My female writers have always been my backbone. I had a writing room of six women for five years so I know what women do. Cultivated by me, by the way!”

Knows Way Writing Years Rooms Five Six Female Five Years Backbone Female Writers

Author:Michael Patrick King

“It's funny, everywhere I go some people ask me whether it's going to be a Latino breakthrough, some people ask me whether it's going to be a female breakthrough, and then I'm reminded that five years ago we didn't even know Barack Obama's name.”

People Knows Years Asks Names Five Female Years Ago Barack Ask Me Five Years Breakthrough Latino

Author:Gwen Ifill

“I get female groupies, but I don't get male groupies. I have women who offer to sleep with me all the time. But not men. They're all talk and nay action -- as we'd say in Scotland. If I go anywhere near most of our male following, they are freaked. Absolutely freaked. I think my height has got a lot to do with it. I'm really tall. I'm five-eight, and with heels, I'm six foot, so people are like. 'Whoa, Amazon!' People are a wee taken aback by that 'cause I think people expect me to be small.”

People Ifs Thinking Men Action Causes Sleep Taken Five Feet Offers Six Female Males Following Eight Height Tall Heels Scotland Amazon Groupie

Author:Shirley Manson

“Without the benefit of Google, ask anybody to name more than five female filmmakers that have made more than three films. It's shockingly hard.”

Made Hard Film Three Asks Names Five Benefits Female Filmmaker Google

Author:Leslye Headland

“Here are examples of real women who have done real things: good, bad, and in between. We're expanding not just the definition of the female or feminine hero, but also villains and more complex, nuanced female characters. Too often I hear men say, "I don't know how to write women." Here you go, here are five incredible women you can use to inspire your own stories.”

“There's a reason why at most major universities and colleges the female-male enrollment is so out of whack. Thirty-five percent male versus 65% female. It used to be just the exact opposite. There's a reason.”

Reason Used Five College Majors Percent Female Opposites Males University Used To Be Reason Why Thirty Versus Enrollment

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway to the person that's leaving their house.”

People Giving Littles Persons Bigs House Hours Talking Five Female Leaving Goodbye Doorways

Author:Dylan Moran

“I remember auditioning for record labels and having them tell me, 'Well, the country-radio demographic is the thirty-five-year-old female housewife. Give us a song that relates to the thirty-five-year-old female, and we'll talk.'”

Giving Years Wells Country Remember Song Records Five Female Radio Labels Relate Thirty Five Years Housewife Demographics Five Year Olds Record Labels

Author:Taylor Swift

“After the trial, I watched as another female pathologist collected maggots from a spinal column found in the desert. There was a decomposed head, too, and before leaving work she planned to simmer it and study the exposed cranium for contusions. I was asked to pass this information along to the chief medical examiner, and, looking back, I perhaps should have chosen my words more carefully. 'Fire up the kettle,' I told him. 'Ol'-fashioned skull boil at five p.m.”

Should Found Study Fire Five Information Female Should Have Leaving Medical Trials Chosen Chiefs Desert Exposed Looking Back Columns Skulls Kettles Maggots

Author:David Sedaris

“A woman must wait for her ovaries to die before she can get her rightful personality back. Post-menstrual is the same as pre-menstrual; I am once again what I was before the age of twelve: a female human being who knows that a month has thirty day, not twenty-five, and who can spend every one of them free of the shackles of that defect of body and mind known as femininity.”

Knows Mind Humans Body Age Dies Waiting Human Beings Known Five Months Personality Female Twenties Posts Thirty Twelve Defects Femininity Mind And Body Twenty Five Shackles Ovaries

Author:Florence King

“One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.”

Years Kind Millions Five Magic Evolution Female Years Ago Sight Males Classic Incapable Glances Dna Resisting Alpha Male Alphas Charmed

Book:The Travis Family Series, Books 1-3: Blue-Eyed Devil, Smooth Taking Stranger and Sugar Daddy

Source: The Travis Family Series, Books 1-3: Blue-Eyed Devil, Smooth Taking Stranger and Sugar Daddy

“I am about to impart to you the sacred words my father gave to me. It’s the five responses that will get you out of any female problem…I don’t know what you’re talking about. I didn’t do it. Baby, there’s no one else in my world but you. Oops. And Jesus is Lord. Not to mention you can combine them. Such as – I don’t know what you’re talking about, I didn’t do it, or Jesus is Lord, baby, you know there’s no one else in my world but you. (Jesse) (Simone opens the bathroom door.) Oops, Jesus is Lord. (Xypher)”

Knows World Problem Father Jesus Talking Lord Five Doors Baby Female Sacred Response Bathroom Impart

Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon

“She gave Pretty Boy a surreptitious glance. Did he honestly expect her to believe he was gay? True, there were the gay boots and those stunning good looks. But, even so, he blasted enough heterosexual mega-wattage to light up the entire female population. Which he’d undoubtedly been doing since he shot out of the birth canal, glimpsed his reflection in the obstetrician’s eyeglasses, and gave the world a high five.”

Source: Natural Born Charmer

“I'm not sure I even need a lover, male or female. Sometimes I think I'd settle for five good friends.”

Thinking Needs Sometimes Five Lovers Female Males Settling Not Sure Good Friend

Book:Tales Of The City: Tales of the City 1

Source: Tales Of The City: Tales of the City 1

“[Prince Humperdinck] was seventy-five minutes away from his first female murder, and he wondered if he could get his fingers to her throat before even the start of a scream. He had been practicing on giant sausages all the afternoon and had the movements down pretty pat, but then, giant sausages weren’t necks and all the wishing in the world wouldn’t make them so.”

Ifs World Firsts Wish Five Minutes Movement Female Murder Fingers Giants Necks Throat Afternoon Scream Seventies Five Minutes Sausage

Author:William Goldman

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