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“A fool and his money are soon parted. - Five Hundred Points of Good Husbandry.”

“I am essence of Rose Solitude my cheeks are laced with cognac my hips sealed with five satin nails I carry dreams and romance of new fools and old flames between the musk of fat and the side pocket of my mink tongue.”

Dream Romance Sides Five Fool Solitude Essence Rose Tongue Fats Hips Flames Pockets Cheeks Nails Satin Musk Mink Cognac

Book:Jazz fan looks back

Source: Jazz fan looks back

“If fifty men did all the work, / And gave the price to five, / And let those five make all the rules - / You'd say the fifty men were fools, / Unfit to be alive.”

Ifs Men Work Five Alive Fool Fifty

Author:Charlotte Perkins Gilman

“Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.”

Looks Five Fool Ten Married Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden

Author:David Letterman

“Baseball is like this. Have one good year and you can fool them for five more, because for five more years they expect you to have another good one.”

Years Five Fool Baseball Good Years

Author:Frankie Frisch

“A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.”

Men Loses Money Five Fool Accounts Dollars Profit Expenses Cents

Author:Gene Fowler

“Four. That's what I want you to remember. If you don't get your idea across in the first four minutes, you won't do it. Four sentences to a paragraph. Four letters to a word. The most important words in the English language all have four letters. Home. Love. Food. Land. Peace. . .I know peace has five letters, but any damn fool knows it should have four.”

“If you did not know at age five that the gods are made up beings and the myths made up stories, you are a fool.”

Ifs Knows Made Stories Age Five Fool Myth Made Up Stories

Author:Suetonius

“You don't know Mexico, man. You have trivialized Mexico. You are a fool about Mexico if you think that Mexico is five blocks. That is not Mexico; that is some crude Americanism you have absorbed.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Men Five Fool Block Mexico Know Me Crude Americanism

Author:Richard Rodriguez

“Alas, sir, how fell you besides your five wits?" Malvolio: "Fool, there was never a man so notoriously abused. I am as well in my wits, fool, as thou art." Feste: "But as well? Then you are mad indeed, if you be no better in you wits than a fool.”

Ifs Men Wells Art Five Fool Mad Wit Alas

Book:Twelfth Night Or What You Will

Source: Twelfth Night Or What You Will

“With the superciliousness of extreme youth, I put thirty-five as the utmost limit at which a man might fall in love without making a fool of himself.”

Men Might Fall Five Youth Fool Limits Falling In Love Extremes Thirty

Book:The Moon and Sixpence

Source: The Moon and Sixpence

“He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.”

“They’re plotting against you. (Jaden) Who? (Jericho) Your best friends, fool, who do you think? The Easter Bunny or the assholes who brought you here? FYI, they’re planning to feed you to the gallu so that they can control your powers without your fighting them. If I were you, I’d be gone five minutes ago. (Jaden)”

Ifs Thinking Fighting Gone Five Minutes Fool Planning Easter Five Minutes Your Best Friend Bunnies Jericho Easter Bunny

Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon