“When you get down to it, at it's root, Comedy is truth, absurdity, and pain. One of my little mottos is: 'Do you remember the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown kicked the football and kissed the Little Red Haired Girl? Neither do I.” LittlesPainRememberGirlComedyFootballRedRootsBrownAbsurdityCartoonMottoCharliePeanutsRed Hair Author:Lev Yilmaz
“And all the world is football-shaped It's just for me to kick in space And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste And I've got one, two, three, four, five Senses working overtime Trying to take this all in I've got one, two, three, four, five Senses working overtime Trying to taste the difference 'tween a lemon and a lime Pain and pleasure and the church bells softly chime.” WorldTryingI CanTwoPainThreeDifferencesChurchSpacePleasureFiveFourFootballTasteSmellSensesKicksBellsLemonsFive SensesLimesChimesTweensChurch Bells Author:Andy Partridge
“I am in a lot of pain. They say it is more pain than when you have a baby but I don't know as I have not had one. It is not possible.” KnowsPainFootballBabyManagersSoccerChairman Author:Luiz Felipe Scolari
“For many Native Americans across the land, the name of the Washington football team is a deeply personal reminder of a legacy of racism and generations of pain.” PainNamesGenerationsTeamLandFootballRacismLegacyNativeNative AmericanRemindersFootball Team Author:Dan Maffei
“I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing.” PainPlayerFootballBasketballFootball Player Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.” GivingPainFallFootballFalling In LoveDisruptionFever Pitch Author:Nick Hornby