“As Mark Weiner puts it, whether you gain 50 pounds or lose 50 pounds, whether you have a sex change operation for that matter, that it doesn't matter, that there is some part of ourselves that we cannot escape.” MatterSexLosesGainsMarkOperationsPoundsSex Change Author:Todd Solondz
“I believe in nonfat. I gain two pounds when I eat a lamb chop.” BelieveTwoI BelieveGainsI Believe InPoundsLambs Author:Evelyn Lauder
“My father [Joe Germanotta] opened a restaurant. It's so amazing... it's so freaking delicious, but I'm telling you I gain five pounds every time I go in there.” FatherFiveGainsRestaurantsPoundsDelicious Author:Lady Gaga
“I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.” IfsYearsTwoPastUsedDrawsGainsWeightTwentiesConclusionUsed To BeCutePoundsTwo YearsMathematicianOver The PastStunningDiagramsReally Cute Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I once heard that women dress for women -- not for men -- and I think that has some truth to it. Men, what do they know? They don't know if you gain or lose five pounds. They're oblivious to those kinds of things. A lot of men will say "I like you just as you are." And you're like "But I'm bloated!" If they're attracted to you, they're attracted to you.” IfsThinkingKnowsMenKindLosesFiveHeardLike YouGainsDressesPoundsObliviousI Like You Author:Scarlett Johansson
“Skinniness is not your friend when you're over 40. I'd like to gain a good 10 pounds, but I did always have a fat, round face that plagued me when I was young. When I started to make movies, I couldn't look at myself.” LooksFacesYoungGainsRoundsFatsPounds Author:Ellen Barkin
“If when I am libelled I take no notice, the world believes the libel. If I sue, I have to pay about one hundred pounds' costs for the privilege, and gain the smallest coin the country knows for recompense.” IfsKnowsWorldBelieveCountryPayAtheismCostHundredGainsPrivilegePositive AtheismPoundsSmallestCoinsLibelRecompense Author:Charles Bradlaugh
“I've talked to a number of actors who have gained weight for roles, and just the sheer physical toll it puts on one's knees and shoulders - no one wants to do it again. I'm 57 and I don't think I'm going to take on any job or go on vacation again and see to it that I can gain 30 pounds.” ThinkingWantI CanJobsActorsNumbersRolesGoes OnGainsWeightShouldersKneesPoundsVacationSheerTolls Author:Tom Hanks
“Your ideal body weight as an ectomorph at 6' 0" will be 214.378 lbs. There. Happy? And if you lose or gain a pound, I will have you killed. It is important to be ideal.” IfsImportantBodyLosesGainsIdealsWeightPoundsBody Weight Author:Mark Rippetoe
“Scales lie! You lose thirty pounds of muscle and you gain thirty pounds of fat and you weigh the same, right? Take that tape measure out. That won't lie. Your waistline is your lifeline. It should be the same as it was when you were a young person.” ShouldPersonsYoungLyingLosesGainsScalesFatsThirtyMusclesPoundsTapeLifelines Author:Jack LaLanne
“When you gain weight, for every pound that you gain, it adds four pounds of stress on your knees. So if you gain five pounds, you've got 20 pounds of stress on your knees. So that's why I'm extremely careful with my portions and my workout, because I can't be overweight.” IfsI CanFiveFourGainsWeightStressAddCarefulKneesPoundsPortionsWorkoutBecause I CanOverweight Author:Richard Simmons
“It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day.” YearsCommonGainsAveragePoundsNew YearBe GratefulThanksgivingNew DayCommon Knowledge Author:Marilu Henner
“It took me five months to lose twenty pounds and it took me hours to gain it back. I mean it was magical how quickly it all happened. Going back to my poor eating habits after having really good eating habits my stomach was a little unsettled.” MeanLittlesHoursLosesPoorFiveHappenedMonthsHabitEatingGainsTwentiesPoundsStomachEating HabitsGood Eating Author:Mila Kunis
“My goal, whenever entering a project, is always to gain 12 pounds.” GoalProjectsGainsPoundsEntering Author:Bob Odenkirk
“I always tell women, "Get in front of a mirror, know your body." Don't think, "OK, I'm going to lose five pounds and I'm going to gain five pounds." Try to find an acceptance in the present and buy things that make you feel good. I would say, if you're buying less expensive clothes, buy two sizes bigger. They'll hang better.” IfsThinkingKnowsFeelsTryingTwoBodyLosesFiveFrontsAcceptanceClothesGainsBiggerMirrorsSizeYour BodyFeel GoodExpensiveBuyingPoundsMake You Feel GoodExpensive Clothes Author:Molly Sims
“I'm not a machine. I get really motivated, then I fall off the wagon and want to eat Chinese food and sit on my couch and gain five or 10 pounds!” WantFallFiveGainsMachinesChinesePoundsMotivatedCouchesWagonsChinese Food Author:Shemar Moore
“I love food so much, all I have to do is look at it and I gain 5 pounds.” LooksGainsPoundsFood LoveI Love Food Author:Kelly Rowland
“Because I'm 5'4' and athletically built, if I gain five pounds it looks like a lot.” IfsLooksFiveGainsBuiltPounds Author:Sophia Bush
“It is a certainty that Keegan would not have agreed to return unless Mike Ashley had committed to sanctioning a mammoth spending spree. The downside, which Keegan will soon discover, is the law of diminishing returns in a league that is now the richest in the world. The type of multi-million-pound investment that bankrolled the first Newcastle revival under Keegan is now two-a-penny. Buying success just isn't as easy as it used to be. The Premiership's paradox is that the more money there is, the more the art of management gains in value.” WorldFirstsArtTwoLawUsedValuesEasyMillionsFootballTypeReturnGainsManagementInvestmentCommittedSpendingUsed To BeCertaintySoccerAnalysisLeagueBuyingPoundsParadoxMore MoneyMikeRevivalPenniesNewcastleAshleyDiminishing Returns Author:Pete Gill