“You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.” PeopleIfsKnowsI CanHumorFunnyKnow HowGayFatsCerebralCerebral Palsy Author:Zach Galifianakis
“My great blessing is my son, but I have daughters. I have white ones and Black ones and fat ones and thin ones and pretty ones and plain. I have gay ones and straight. I have daughters. I have Asian ones, I have Jewish ones, I have Muslim ones.” BlackWhiteSonGayBlessingDaughterFatsMy SonAsian Author:Maya Angelou
“I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.” IfsMenGayCreatingFatsThank GodGay MenFat Women Author:Roseanne Barr
“It'll be taught in homes that it's not okay to make fun of a kid because he's gay or it's not okay to make fun of a girl cause she's fat. But that we have been living for so long in a culture where so many people's parents supported those beliefs that there wasn't any infrastructure for children understanding right and wrong in those situations, if that makes sense.” PeopleIfsChildrenLongHas BeensHomeKidsCultureGirlBeliefFunCausesParentUnderstandingSituationTaughtGayOkayFatsMake SenseInfrastructureNot Okay Author:Lena Dunham
“Talk to strangers when the family fails and friends lead you astray when Buddha laughs and Jesus weeps and it turns out God is gay. 'Cause angels and messiahs love can come in many forms: in the hallways of your projects, or the fat girl in your dorm, and when you finally take the time to see what they’re about perhaps you find them lonely or their wisdom trips you out.” FormTurnsGirlJesusCausesLaughingFailingGayProjectsAngelLonelyStrangerFatsMessiahHallwaysDormsFat Girl Author:Saul Williams
“I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.” IfsCareBlackSimpleWhitePoorRichNiceGayDon't CareFatsI Don't CareTallBeing NiceBadassSkinnyBisexualBlack WhiteRich Or PoorGay And Straight Author:Eminem
“Haley and I would talk for hours about which member of 'N Sync we'd want to marry. After long deliberation, the answer was always J. C. Chasez. Joey Fatone's last name was going to be “Fat One” no matter how great he was, and even though they didn't know at their age that Lance Bass was gay outright, they sensed he'd make a better good friend and confidante. As for Justin Timberlake, well, JT was the coolest and hottest, but too flashy, so we couldn't trust him to be faithful. J. C. Chasez was the smart compromise.” KnowsWantWellsLongMatterAgeLastsNamesHoursAnswersGayMembersSmartFatsCompromiseFaithfulGood FriendBassBeing FaithfulJustinDeliberationHottestSyncFlashyHaleyJoey Book:Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition) Source: Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)
“So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is that why the rest of you guys are so aggressively fat and dirty? You think if you read one book and take a shower, dicks are going to just fly into your face.” IfsThinkingWellsBookFacesGuyGayJokesCleanFatsDirtyTonightYour FaceShowersWell DressedFranco Author:Aziz Ansari