“How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.” BelieveStillsGayYeahTeethFairyCousinGay MarriageTooth Fairy Author:Bo Burnham
“Yeah, I know I should be fighting for gay rights, but who wants to join the army or get married anyway?” KnowsWantShouldFightingRightsGayMarriedArmyYeahGay RightsJoining The Army Author:John Waters
“And being gay isn't so easy, either I've always said that if anyone ever thought I was straight they must need glasses - but when I finally came out and said, "Yes, I do sleep with men and I'm gay," yeah, I lost record sales. There's no question - big, big time.” IfsMenNeedsSaidBigsLostEasySleepRecordsGayYeahGlassesBeing Gay Author:Boy George
“Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no; gay men have got that covered. This is male tomboy, and people do get that mixed up, they put transvestite there - no no no no! Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you! And gay men, I think, would agree. It's male lesbian, that's really where it is, ok? Because... it's true! 'Cause most transvestites fancy girls, fancy women. So that's where it is.” PeopleIfsThinkingMenLittlesGirlCausesBitsGayLittle BitAgreeYeahMalesSexualitySeparationQueensFancyCoveredDragGay MenDrag QueenTransvestites Author:Eddie Izzard
“Do you know there is actually a blood test out there now to find out if your kid is gay or not? Yeah, it's an HIV test.” IfsKnowsKidsBloodGayTestsYeahDo You KnowHivBlood Tests Author:Daniel Tosh
“If a bunch of activists want to create the concept of "gay infertility" and then tax all the rest of us to compensate them for the fact that they can't have babies, then that's gonna happen. You haven't missed anything yet. I'm just teasing you as to what's coming. Gays now think it's not fair they can't have babies, so they're calling that "infertility," and it will require mandatory health insurance because of it. Yeah, I know they're not infertile but that doesn't matter; they can't have babies.” IfsThinkingKnowsWantMatterFactsHappensHavensBabyCallingGayTaxesConceptsFairsYeahBunchActivistTeaseNot FairInfertility Author:Rush Limbaugh
“Yeah, I had gay friends. The first thing I realized was that everybody's different, and it becomes obvious that all of the gay stereotypes are ridiculous.” FirstsDifferentGayYeahObviousI RealizedRidiculousStereotypeGay Friend Author:Bruce Springsteen
“V rolled the Aquafina bottle between his palms. "How long have you wanted to ask me the question? About the gay thing." "For a while." "Afraid of what I'd say?" "Nope, because it doesn't matter to me one way or the other. I'm tight with you whether you like males or females or both." V looked into his best friend's eyes and realized… yeah, Butch wasn't going to judge him. They were cool no matter what. With a curse, V rubbed the center of his chest and blinked. He never cried but he felt as if he could at this moment.” IfsWayLongMatterMomentsEyeWantedAsksFeltJudgingGayFemaleNo Matter WhatYeahMalesOne WayAsk MeCurseChestsBottlesCriedPalmsVishousLover Unbound Author:J.R. Ward
“Yeah, a lot more than he likes you," said Oh. It didn't look like Milo appreciated the joke very much. "That's debatable," said Milo. "Is not," said Oh. She leaned in and put her pink cast against my cheek, kissing me quickly on the lips. "That's incredibly unfair. If we were gay you'd be up a creek without a paddle. You wouldn't even be in the game." "He's right, you know," I said. "Aw. You guys are having a bromance. That's really cute.” IfsKnowsLooksSaidGuyGamesGayKissingJokesYeahLipsCastsLikesCuteCheeksUnfairAppreciatedCreeksReally CuteBromance Author:Patrick Carman
“JP shouted, "TELL THEM WHAT YOU JUST DID TO EACH OTHER!" "Um," I said. "We kissed," the Duke said. "That's kinda gay," Keun said. "I AM A GIRL." "Yeah, I know, but so is Tobin," Keun said.” KnowsSaidGirlGayYeahDukes Author:John Green
“She still wasn't convinced. "So, if you were a guy, would you be into me?" "Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay." "Yeah, me, too.” IfsStillsGuyGayYeahConvinced Book:Fifth Grave Past the Light Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light