“I get up in front of a bunch of kids and say 'Hey, I'm gonna tell you a new story. Who wants to be in a new story?' Well some kid always sticks up their hand and that gives me a name, but it doesn't give me a story. I just say whatever comes to my mind and usually it's not that good. Every once in a while, however, I say something that turns into a really good story.” WantGivingMindWellsStoriesHandsKidsTurnsNamesFrontsGive MeSticksBunchGet UpHeyGood Story Author:Robert Munsch
“I got up this morning. I like to get up in the morning; it gives me the rest of the day to myself. I crossed the landing and went down stairs. Mind you, if there had been no stairs, I wouldn't even have attempted it.” IfsGivingMindHumorFunnyMorningGive MeGet UpStairsLanding Author:Chic Murray
“Half the time I feel like I'm appealing to the downer freaks out there. We start to play one downer record after another until I begin to get down myself. Give me something from 1960 or something; let me get up again. The music of today is for downer freaks, and I'm an upper.” GivingFeelsPlayTodayHalfRecordsLet MeGive MeGet UpFreak1960sDowners Author:Wolfman Jack
“Even Merrick Garland can't get up and give a press conference in which he says, "Give me a damn vote." We just hear silence.” GivingSilenceVoteGive MePressesGet UpDamnConferencesGarlandsPress Conferences Author:Dahlia Lithwick
“One thing that I've been doing for a long time is to wake up really early. I try to get up around 4 or 5 in the morning, long before most of my lab members are up, which gives me some quiet time to really think without distraction. I think that's important.” ThinkingGivingTryingLongImportantMorningOne ThingQuietMembersLong TimeGive MeWake UpGet UpDistractionLabsQuiet Time Author:Edward Boyden
“I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.” IfsGivingMayStatesEnoughCertainDignityGive MeGet UpHatsSomedayFeminineFuneralAttending Author:Erma Bombeck
“Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!” GivingEnoughHumorFunnyHateEnergyMorningPleaseI HateGive MeGet UpGoing AwayHate YouI Hate YouEnough TimeUp EarlyNot Enough Time Author:Dylan Moran