“I wanted to make a small movie about a guy and a girl on the beach, but then I thought, wouldn't it be cool if a werewolf was there?” IfsWantedGuyGirlBeachWerewolfBeing Cool Author:Stephen Sommers
“Why do women care about how big their feet are? I never saw a guy at the beach going, 'Wow, look at that woman, she is really... oh, darn! The feet are too big.'” LooksBigsCareGuySawsFeetBeachWow Author:Richard Jeni
“Port Talbot is a steel town, where everything is covered with gray iron ore dust. Even the beach is completely littered with dust, it's just black. The sun was setting, and it was quite beautiful. The contrast was extraordinary, I had this image of a guy sitting there on this dingy beach with a portable radio, tuning in these strange Latin escapist songs like 'Brazil.' The music transported him somehow and made his world less gray.” WorldMadeBeautifulGuySongBlackSunStrangeSittingTownsExtraordinaryRadioSettingSettingsDustBeachIronLatinCoveredGrayContrastSteelPortBrazilTuningEscapistsIron Ore Author:Terry Gilliam
“John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take the country back? See, he knows how the wealthy think. He can spy on them at his country club, at his place in Palm Beach, at his house in the Hamptons. He's like a mole for the working man.” ThinkingKnowsMenCountryGuyHouseMillionsKnow HowClubsBeachWealthyPalmsSpyJohn KerryWorking ManMolesCountry ClubsHamptonsPalm Beach Author:Jay Leno
“I hate the beach - I'm a mountain guy. I'd much rather face a bear than a shark.” FacesGuyHateBearsMountainI HateBeachSharks Author:Jeff Dunham