“'I'm sorry,' guys are always telling women, 'but I'm just not ready to make a commitment.' Guys are in a permanent state of nonreadiness. If guys were turkey breasts, you could put them in a 350-degree oven on July Fourth, and they still wouldn't be done in time for Thanksgiving.” IfsStillsStatesDoneGuyReadyDegreesCommitmentSorryPermanentBreastsFourthI'm SorryTurkeysJulyNot ReadyOvens Book:Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys Source: Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
“I'm a Christian first. I'm a family guy second. As much as I like coaching, as much as I like basketball, it's third, fourth, or fifth down the line.” FirstsChristianGuyLinesBasketballThirdsCoachingFourthFifthFamily Guy Author:Steve Alford