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“'I'm sorry,' guys are always telling women, 'but I'm just not ready to make a commitment.' Guys are in a permanent state of nonreadiness. If guys were turkey breasts, you could put them in a 350-degree oven on July Fourth, and they still wouldn't be done in time for Thanksgiving.”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

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Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

In this collection of essays, Dave Barry delves into the complexities of being a man, offering a witty and often absurd examination of the male psyche, relationships, and societal expectations. The book is known for its sharp wit and Barry's distinctive style, blending humor with a keen sense of observation. more

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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