“I don't really feel famous. I'm just an internet guy. I walk down the street and people don't really mess with me too much. I still have my life.” PeopleFeelsStillsGuyWalksToo MuchStreetsInternetMessMess With Me Author:Danny Brown
“In my downtime, for fun, I engage in philosophical internet debates. Yeah, I'm that guy.” GuyFunInternetPhilosophicalYeahDebateThat GuyDowntime Author:Scott Clifton
“I rarely get mentioned in the same category as these other guys who have come out after me...[b]ut maybe I'm not that, maybe I'm not an Internet rapper.” GuyInternetCategoriesRapperOther Guys Author:Danny Denzongpa
“Thanks is part to our education system, we tend to think that we're smarter than the stupid guys in funny wigs who came before us. But that's because we are mistaking technology, progress, and access to information for intelligence. We think that because we know how to use iPhones (but not build them), browse the Internet (but not understand how it works), and use Google (but not really know anything), our educational system is working just great. By the same token, we think that those dumb aristocrats who used horses to get around and didn't have electricity were neanderthals.” ThinkingKnowsUseUsedGuyTechnologyKnow HowProgressStupidInformationInternetHorseEducationalAccessThanksDumbSmarterGoogleElectricityEducation SystemIphoneTokensEducational SystemWigsAccess To InformationNeanderthalsStupid Guy Author:Glenn Beck
“Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.” ShouldLongUseGuyInternetSo Sad Author:Natasha Leggero
“Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey, though she said she was amazed to find out that, besides being a bird, Turkey is also a country. Did you see that all over the Internet today? While Sarah Palin was pardoning a turkey, right behind her was a guy slaughtering turkeys. But, see, like most Internet stories, a little half-true. Turns out that, after a couple of minutes listening to Sarah Palin's voice, the turkeys said 'Kill us now.'” LittlesSaidCountryStoriesTodayGuyTurnsVoiceBehindsHalfMinutesListeningCoupleInternetBirdGovernorsAmazedTurkeysAlaskaPalin Author:Jay Leno