“I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me.” ThinkingGuyPaintLike MePretendingDopeGorillasGetting Laid Author:Joseph Bruce
“Well, I got to have a project. I'm not a blue-sky guy at all. I'd never let anybody like me loose in a company.” WellsGuyCompanySkyProjectsBlueLike MeBlue Sky Author:Gordon Bell
“I had a guy come up to me once in the gym when I'm training arms and tell me that I should do curls this way. I looked at his arms and they were about fifteen inches. That would be like me walking up to Tom Platz and telling him how to squat!” WayShouldWould BeGuyArmsWalkingTrainingCome UpLike MeGymInchesTomsFifteenCurlsSquat Author:Lee Priest
“When I was young I was on punishment a lot and I used to watch a lot of TV, and I asked myself a question: 'How come people like Mike? How come they like Magic? How come they like Bird? How come they don't like the big guys?' So I just throw a little bit of what they were doing. You smile, you act crazy and silly. And I think people like me because I'm different. I've always been a class clown type of guy. It comes natural.” PeopleThinkingLittlesDifferentBigsYoungUsedGuyBitsNaturalClassWatchesMagicCrazyTvsTypeBasketballLittle BitBirdSillyPunishmentLike MeClownMikeDoing YouBig GuysType Of GuyLike Mike Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“Finally, I have someone that's like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is on the same side of the moon, is on the same planet that I'm on.” TwoGuySidesPlanetsMoonBasketballOppositesLike MeNbaThis GuyPupils Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I don't want my kids to be like me, I don't want my daughter to date a guy like me. You know, for a guy like me success is to take care of my children to take care of their life and make 'em cushioned. I don't want them to be around people like me. You know, success for me would be that they never have the opportunity of being in the presence of someone like me.” PeopleKnowsWantChildrenWould BeCareKidsGuyOpportunityDaughterTake CareLike MeMy ChildrenEmsMy Daughter Author:Mike Tyson
“I don't really control the story. I just let it go where it wants to go. I have no idea what's going to happen in the end or who's going to live, so it's kind of like me saying, "I don't know, guys! Just wait." That's what I'm doing!” KnowsWantKindIdeasEndsStoriesHappensGuyWaitingLike MeNo IdeaLet It GoJust Let It Go Author:Veronica Roth
“I was sitting one day and thinking about cannibalism, because that's what guys like me do... and I thought, suppose a guy was washed up on a rocky island, how much of himself could he eat?” ThinkingGuyOne DaySittingLike MeIslandsCannibalism Author:Stephen King
“I'm trying to keep a good spin on it...But at some point you have to look at a guy like me and ask, 'How effective can I be if I'm not playing on a regular basis?'” IfsTryingLooksGuyAsksBasesLike Me Author:Tim Salmon
“I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.” KnowsJobsGuyLike MeThankless Author:John McEnroe