“There are a lot of other people out there that some of us wish had run for President, but they didn't. I think Mitt Romney would be a fine President, and he'd be way better than the guy who's there right now.” PeopleThinkingWayWould BeRunningGuyWishPresidentFineRepublicanRight NowRomney Author:Marco Rubio
“I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's all right.” LooksGuyTroubleTablesRestaurantsRomneyWarming Up Author:David Letterman
“Mitt Romney looks like a guy modeling briefs on a package of underwear ... He looks like a guy who goes to the restroom when the check comes ... He looks like a guy who would run a seminar on condo flipping ... He looks like he is the closer at a Cadillac dealership.... He looks like that guy on the golf course in the Levitra commercial.” LooksRunningGuyCoursesGolfChecksModelingPackagesRomneyThat GuyUnderwearGolf CourseSeminarsCadillacsRestroom Author:David Letterman
“Mitt Romney has asked Todd Akin to step down. That's too bad. Todd Akin was the guy to lead the Republican Party into the 16th century.” GuyPartyStepsCenturyRepublicanRepublican PartyRomney Author:David Letterman
“Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.” FirstsHas BeensGuyFightingBlackFirst TimeRomneyBlack Guys Author:David Letterman
“Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me.” YearsKindTodayJobsGuyWaitingMinutesRomneyOld Guys Author:David Letterman
“I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.” LooksGuyRomneyPicture Frames Author:David Letterman
“The film 'Boyhood' won the Golden Globe for best drama. It follows one guy's journey over the course of 12 years - or as Mitt Romney calls that, 'running for president.'” YearsRunningFilmGuyCoursesPresidentJourneyDramaGoldenGlobesRomneyBoyhood Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.” GuyAnimalWifeRomneyZoos Author:David Letterman