“Forbes magazine has named Mel Gibson this year's most powerful celebrity. ... Forbes' least powerful celebrity? [Miller displayed the widely circulated image from the Lynndie England photographs of a hooded Iraqi prisoner with wires attached to his outstretched arms] You're looking at him. Screw this guy. ... [He's a] bad guy.” YearsGuyPowerfulArmsEnglandPhotographMagazinesMost PowerfulPrisonerScrewsThis GuyBad GuysWireForbes Author:Dennis Miller
“Everybody is not going to be squeaky clean. All the guys they are giving these marketing endorsement deals are the ones going out there getting in trouble. That is what is really puzzling to me. They will take a chance on the so call good image guy and they are the ones that go out there and screw it all up. You have not seen my face go across the screen for any off the field problems, period.” GivingProblemFacesGuyChanceDealsTroubleFieldsPeriodsCleanMarketingScreensGoing OutScrewsTake A ChanceEndorsementsPuzzling Author:Terrell Owens
“I have nothing against the North Koreans but this Kim Jong Un has got a screw loose. A member of his cabinet, his security minister, nods off, falls sleep. We've all done it. Kim Jong Un takes the guy out and has him executed, just for just falling asleep. Oh, and he was also deflating footballs.” DoneGuyFallSleepSecurityFootballMembersMinistersScrewsNorth KoreaKoreanCabinetsKimNorth KoreanFalling Asleep Author:David Letterman
“Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!'” LooksGuyLaughingBusScrewsScrew You Author:Amy Lee