“I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring.” ThinkingKindLittlesIdeasWantedGuyBlackSawsWifeGroupsJourneyRocksHairRootsAgingMy WifeBlondeEarringsBlonde Hair Author:Fred Willard
“Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn't like to have her hair blown about. Have you got another silly question?” ReasonWifeOne ThingSecurityHairMy WifeSilly Author:John Prescott
“I built a cannon out of ice, and wrapped myself in the funeral carpet which my husbands and wives had woven for me out of their own hair, and one of my wives was my gunner. I came back here, after many adventures, and once, when I'd been drinking, donated the funeral carpet to the national museum. When I was sober again, I asked for it back, but they claimed not to know what I was talking about.” KnowsTalkingWifeAdventureHairHusbandBuiltDrinkingMy WifeIceMy HusbandMuseumsFuneralSoberCarpetWovenHusband And WifeCannonsGunners Book:Magic for Beginners Source: Magic for Beginners
“I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.” BookKidsMy OwnCuttingWifeHairClothesMy WifeCooksGasPumpsHair Cut Author:Tracy Morgan
“When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.” LongEnoughPayCuttingWifeHairMy WifeHairdresser Author:Richie Benaud
“I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife won't let me rock that hairstyle.” BoysWifeRocksHairLet MeMy WifeHairstylesMullets Author:Danny McBride
“That was in Crescent City, California, up near the Oregon border. I left soon after. But today I was thinking of that place, of Crescent City, and of how I was trying out a new life there with my wife, and how, in the barber's chair that morning, I had made up my mind to go. I was thinking today about the calm I felt when I closed my eyes and let the barber's fingers move through my hair, the sweetness of those fingers, the hair already starting to grow.” ThinkingTryingMindMadeEyeTodayMovingLeftGrowsFeltCitiesMorningWifeHairFingersStartingCalmMy WifeCaliforniaBordersChairsSweetnessNew LifeOregonBarbersCrescent Book:Where I'm Calling From: Selected Stories Source: Where I'm Calling From: Selected Stories